Ulysses
James Joyce

-- I --
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing
a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A
yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him
on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
--Introibo ad altare Dei.
Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out
coarsely:
--Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!
Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He
faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding
land and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen
Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air,
gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus,
displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the
staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that
blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured
hair, grained and hued like pale oak.
Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then
covered the bowl smartly.
--Back to barracks! he said sternly.
He added in a preacher's tone:
--For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body
and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes,
gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles.
Silence, all.
He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call,
then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth
glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two
strong shrill whistles answered through the calm.
--Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely.
Switch off the current, will you?
He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher,
gathering about his legs the loose folds of his gown. The plump
shadowed face and sullen oval jowl recalled a prelate, patron of
arts in the middle ages. A pleasant smile broke quietly over his
lips.
--The mockery of it! he said gaily. Your absurd name, an
ancient Greek!
He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the
parapet, laughing to himself. Stephen Dedalus stepped up,
followed him wearily halfway and sat down on the edge of the
gunrest, watching him still as he propped his mirror on the
parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and lathered cheeks and
neck.
Buck Mulligan's gay voice went on.
--My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, two dactyls. But it
has a Hellenic ring, hasn't it? Tripping and sunny like the buck
himself. We must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the
aunt to fork out twenty quid?
He laid the brush aside and, laughing with delight, cried:
--Will he come? The jejune jesuit!
Ceasing, he began to shave with care.
--Tell me, Mulligan, Stephen said quietly.
--Yes, my love?
--How long is Haines going to stay in this tower?
Buck Mulligan showed a shaven cheek over his right
shoulder.
--God, isn't he dreadful? he said frankly. A ponderous Saxon.
He thinks you're not a gentleman. God, these bloody English!
Bursting with money and indigestion. Because he comes from
Oxford. You know, Dedalus, you have the real Oxford manner. He
can't make you out. O, my name for you is the best: Kinch, the
knife-blade.
He shaved warily over his chin.
--He was raving all night about a black panther, Stephen said.
Where is his guncase?
--A woful lunatic! Mulligan said. Were you in a funk?
--I was, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Out here
in the dark with a man I don't know raving and moaning to himself
about shooting a black panther. You saved men from drowning. I'm
not a hero, however. If he stays on here I am off.
Buck Mulligan frowned at the lather on his razorblade. He
hopped down from his perch and began to search his trouser
pockets hastily.
--Scutter! he cried thickly.
He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into
Stephen's upper pocket, said:
--Lend us a loan of your noserag to wipe my razor.
Stephen suffered him to pull out and hold up on show by its
corner a dirty crumpled handkerchief. Buck Mulligan wiped the
razorblade neatly. Then, gazing over the handkerchief, he
said:
--The bard's noserag! A new art colour for our Irish poets:
snotgreen. You can almost taste it, can't you?
He mounted to the parapet again and gazed out over Dublin bay,
his fair oakpale hair stirring slightly.
--God! he said quietly. Isn't the sea what Algy calls it: a
great sweet mother? The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea.
Epi oinopa ponton. Ah, Dedalus, the Greeks! I must teach
you. You must read them in the original. Thalatta!
Thalatta! She is our great sweet mother. Come and look.
Stephen stood up and went over to the parapet. Leaning on it
he looked down on the water and on the mailboat clearing the
harbourmouth of Kingstown.
--Our mighty mother! Buck Mulligan said.
He turned abruptly his grey searching eyes from the sea to
Stephen's face.
--The aunt thinks you killed your mother, he said. That's why
she won't let me have anything to do with you.
--Someone killed her, Stephen said gloomily.
--You could have knelt down, damn it, Kinch, when your dying
mother asked you, Buck Mulligan said. I'm hyperborean as much as
you. But to think of your mother begging you with her last breath
to kneel down and pray for her. And you refused. There is
something sinister in you ...
He broke off and lathered again lightly his farther cheek. A
tolerant smile curled his lips.
--But a lovely mummer! he murmured to himself. Kinch, the
loveliest mummer of them all!
He shaved evenly and with care, in silence, seriously.
Stephen, an elbow rested on the jagged granite, leaned his
palm against his brow and gazed at the fraying edge of his shiny
black coat-sleeve. Pain, that was not yet the pain of love,
fretted his heart. Silently, in a dream she had come to him after
her death, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes
giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her breath, that had
bent upon him, mute, reproachful, a faint odour of wetted ashes.
Across the threadbare cuffedge he saw the sea hailed as a great
sweet mother by the wellfed voice beside him. The ring of bay and
skyline held a dull green mass of liquid. A bowl of white china
had stood beside her deathbed holding the green sluggish bile
which she had torn up from her rotting liver by fits of loud
groaning vomiting.
Buck Mulligan wiped again his razorblade.
--Ah, poor dogsbody! he said in a kind voice. I must give you
a shirt and a few noserags. How are the secondhand breeks?
--They fit well enough, Stephen answered.
Buck Mulligan attacked the hollow beneath his underlip.
--The mockery of it, he said contentedly. Secondleg they
should be. God knows what poxy bowsy left them off. I have a
lovely pair with a hair stripe, grey. You'll look spiffing in
them. I'm not joking, Kinch. You look damn well when you're
dressed.
--Thanks, Stephen said. I can't wear them if they are
grey.
--He can't wear them, Buck Mulligan told his face in the
mirror. Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't
wear grey trousers.
He folded his razor neatly and with stroking palps of fingers
felt the smooth skin.
Stephen turned his gaze from the sea and to the plump face
with its smokeblue mobile eyes.
--That fellow I was with in the Ship last night, said Buck
Mulligan, says you have g.p.i. He's up in Dottyville with
Connolly Norman. General paralysis of the insane!
He swept the mirror a half circle in the air to flash the
tidings abroad in sunlight now radiant on the sea. His curling
shaven lips laughed and the edges of his white glittering teeth.
Laughter seized all his strong wellknit trunk.
--Look at yourself, he said, you dreadful bard!
Stephen bent forward and peered at the mirror held out to him,
cleft by a crooked crack. Hair on end. As he and others see me.
Who chose this face for me? This dogsbody to rid of vermin. It
asks me too.
--I pinched it out of the skivvy's room, Buck Mulligan said.
It does her all right. The aunt always keeps plainlooking
servants for Malachi. Lead him not into temptation. And her name
is Ursula.
Laughing again, he brought the mirror away from Stephen's
peering eyes.
--The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror, he
said. If Wilde were only alive to see you!
Drawing back and pointing, Stephen said with bitterness:
--It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a
servant.
Buck Mulligan suddenly linked his arm in Stephen's and walked
with him round the tower, his razor and mirror clacking in the
pocket where he had thrust them.
--It's not fair to tease you like that, Kinch, is it? he said
kindly. God knows you have more spirit than any of them.
Parried again. He fears the lancet of my art as I fear that of
his. The cold steelpen.
--Cracked lookingglass of a servant! Tell that to the oxy chap
downstairs and touch him for a guinea. He's stinking with money
and thinks you're not a gentleman. His old fellow made his tin by
selling jalap to Zulus or some bloody swindle or other. God,
Kinch, if you and I could only work together we might do
something for the island. Hellenise it.
Cranly's arm. His arm.
--And to think of your having to beg from these swine. I'm the
only one that knows what you are. Why don't you trust me more?
What have you up your nose against me? Is it Haines? If he makes
any noise here I'll bring down Seymour and we'll give him a
ragging worse than they gave Clive Kempthorpe.
Young shouts of moneyed voices in Clive Kempthorpe's rooms.
Palefaces: they hold their ribs with laughter, one clasping
another. O, I shall expire! Break the news to her gently, Aubrey!
I shall die! With slit ribbons of his shirt whipping the air he
hops and hobbles round the table, with trousers down at heels,
chased by Ades of Magdalen with the tailor's shears. A scared
calf's face gilded with marmalade. I don't want to be debagged!
Don't you play the giddy ox with me!
Shouts from the open window startling evening in the
quadrangle. A deaf gardener, aproned, masked with Matthew
Arnold's face, pushes his mower on the sombre lawn watching
narrowly the dancing motes of grasshalms.
To ourselves ... new paganism ... omphalos.
--Let him stay, Stephen said. There's nothing wrong with him
except at night.
--Then what is it? Buck Mulligan asked impatiently. Cough it
up. I'm quite frank with you. What have you against me now?
They halted, looking towards the blunt cape of Bray Head that
lay on the water like the snout of a sleeping whale. Stephen
freed his arm quietly.
--Do you wish me to tell you? he asked.
--Yes, what is it? Buck Mulligan answered. I don't remember
anything.
He looked in Stephen's face as he spoke. A light wind passed
his brow, fanning softly his fair uncombed hair and stirring
silver points of anxiety in his eyes.
Stephen, depressed by his own voice, said:
--Do you remember the first day I went to your house after my
mother's death?
Buck Mulligan frowned quickly and said:
--What? Where? I can't remember anything. I remember only
ideas and sensations. Why? What happened in the name of God?
--You were making tea, Stephen said, and went across the
landing to get more hot water. Your mother and some visitor came
out of the drawingroom. She asked you who was in your room.
--Yes? Buck Mulligan said. What did I say? I forget.
--You said, Stephen answered, O, it's only Dedalus whose
mother is beastly dead.
A flush which made him seem younger and more engaging rose to
Buck Mulligan's cheek.
--Did I say that? he asked. Well? What harm is that?
He shook his constraint from him nervously.
--And what is death, he asked, your mother's or yours or my
own? You saw only your mother die. I see them pop off every day
in the Mater and Richmond and cut up into tripes in the
dissectingroom. It's a beastly thing and nothing else. It simply
doesn't matter. You wouldn't kneel down to pray for your mother
on her deathbed when she asked you. Why? Because you have the
cursed jesuit strain in you, only it's injected the wrong way. To
me it's all a mockery and beastly. Her cerebral lobes are not
functioning. She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and picks
buttercups off the quilt. Humour her till it's over. You crossed
her last wish in death and yet you sulk with me because I don't
whinge like some hired mute from Lalouette's. Absurd! I suppose I
did say it. I didn't mean to offend the memory of your
mother.
He had spoken himself into boldness. Stephen, shielding the
gaping wounds which the words had left in his heart, said very
coldly:
--I am not thinking of the offence to my mother.
--Of what then? Buck Mulligan asked.
--Of the offence to me, Stephen answered.
Buck Mulligan swung round on his heel.
--O, an impossible person! he exclaimed.
He walked off quickly round the parapet. Stephen stood at his
post, gazing over the calm sea towards the headland. Sea and
headland now grew dim. Pulses were beating in his eyes, veiling
their sight, and he felt the fever of his cheeks.
A voice within the tower called loudly:
--Are you up there, Mulligan?
--I'm coming, Buck Mulligan answered.
He turned towards Stephen and said:
--Look at the sea. What does it care about offences? Chuck
Loyola, Kinch, and come on down. The Sassenach wants his morning
rashers.
His head halted again for a moment at the top of the
staircase, level with the roof:
--Don't mope over it all day, he said. I'm inconsequent. Give
up the moody brooding.
His head vanished but the drone of his descending voice boomed
out of the stairhead:
And no more turn aside and brood
Upon love's bitter mystery
For Fergus rules the brazen cars.
Woodshadows floated silently by through the morning peace from
the stairhead seaward where he gazed. Inshore and farther out the
mirror of water whitened, spurned by lightshod hurrying feet.
White breast of the dim sea. The twining stresses, two by two. A
hand plucking the harpstrings, merging their twining chords.
Wavewhite wedded words shimmering on the dim tide.
A cloud began to cover the sun slowly, wholly, shadowing the
bay in deeper green. It lay beneath him, a bowl of bitter waters.
Fergus' song: I sang it alone in the house, holding down the long
dark chords. Her door was open: she wanted to hear my music.
Silent with awe and pity I went to her bedside. She was crying in
her wretched bed. For those words, Stephen: love's bitter
mystery.
Where now?
Her secrets: old featherfans, tasselled dancecards, powdered
with musk, a gaud of amber beads in her locked drawer. A birdcage
hung in the sunny window of her house when she was a girl. She
heard old Royce sing in the pantomime of Turko the Terrible and
laughed with others when he sang:
I am the boy
That can enjoy
Invisibility.
Phantasmal mirth, folded away: muskperfumed.
And no more turn aside and brood.
Folded away in the memory of nature with her toys. Memories
beset his brooding brain. Her glass of water from the kitchen tap
when she had approached the sacrament. A cored apple, filled with
brown sugar, roasting for her at the hob on a dark autumn
evening. Her shapely fingernails reddened by the blood of
squashed lice from the children's shirts.
In a dream, silently, she had come to him, her wasted body
within its loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and
rosewood, her breath, bent over him with mute secret words, a
faint odour of wetted ashes.
Her glazing eyes, staring out of death, to shake and bend my
soul. On me alone. The ghostcandle to light her agony. Ghostly
light on the tortured face. Her hoarse loud breath rattling in
horror, while all prayed on their knees. Her eyes on me to strike
me down. Liliata rutilantium te confessorum turma circumdet:
iubilantium te virginum chorus excipiat.
Ghoul! Chewer of corpses!
No, mother! Let me be and let me live.
--Kinch ahoy!
Buck Mulligan's voice sang from within the tower. It came
nearer up the staircase, calling again. Stephen, still trembling
at his soul's cry, heard warm running sunlight and in the air
behind him friendly words.
--Dedalus, come down, like a good mosey. Breakfast is ready.
Haines is apologising for waking us last night. It's all
right.
--I'm coming, Stephen said, turning.
--Do, for Jesus' sake, Buck Mulligan said. For my sake and for
all our sakes.
His head disappeared and reappeared.
--I told him your symbol of Irish art. He says it's very
clever. Touch him for a quid, will you? A guinea, I mean.
--I get paid this morning, Stephen said.
--The school kip? Buck Mulligan said. How much? Four quid?
Lend us one.
--If you want it, Stephen said.
--Four shining sovereigns, Buck Mulligan cried with delight.
We'll have a glorious drunk to astonish the druidy druids. Four
omnipotent sovereigns.
He flung up his hands and tramped down the stone stairs,
singing out of tune with a Cockney accent:
O, won't we have a merry time,
Drinking whisky, beer and wine!
On coronation,
Coronation day!
O, won't we have a merry time
On coronation day!
Warm sunshine merrying over the sea. The nickel shavingbowl
shone, forgotten, on the parapet. Why should I bring it down? Or
leave it there all day, forgotten friendship?
He went over to it, held it in his hands awhile, feeling its
coolness, smelling the clammy slaver of the lather in which the
brush was stuck. So I carried the boat of incense then at
Clongowes. I am another now and yet the same. A servant too. A
server of a servant.
In the gloomy domed livingroom of the tower Buck Mulligan's
gowned form moved briskly to and fro about the hearth, hiding and
revealing its yellow glow. Two shafts of soft daylight fell
across the flagged floor from the high barbacans: and at the
meeting of their rays a cloud of coalsmoke and fumes of fried
grease floated, turning.
--We'll be choked, Buck Mulligan said. Haines, open that door,
will you?
Stephen laid the shavingbowl on the locker. A tall figure rose
from the hammock where it had been sitting, went to the doorway
and pulled open the inner doors.
--Have you the key? a voice asked.
--Dedalus has it, Buck Mulligan said. Janey Mack, I'm
choked!
He howled, without looking up from the fire:
--Kinch!
--It's in the lock, Stephen said, coming forward.
The key scraped round harshly twice and, when the heavy door
had been set ajar, welcome light and bright air entered. Haines
stood at the doorway, looking out. Stephen haled his upended
valise to the table and sat down to wait. Buck Mulligan tossed
the fry on to the dish beside him. Then he carried the dish and a
large teapot over to the table, set them down heavily and sighed
with relief.
--I'm melting, he said, as the candle remarked when ... But,
hush! Not a word more on that subject! Kinch, wake up! Bread,
butter, honey. Haines, come in. The grub is ready. Bless us, O
Lord, and these thy gifts. Where's the sugar? O, jay, there's no
milk.
Stephen fetched the loaf and the pot of honey and the
buttercooler from the locker. Buck Mulligan sat down in a sudden
pet.
--What sort of a kip is this? he said. I told her to come
after eight.
--We can drink it black, Stephen said thirstily. There's a
lemon in the locker.
--O, damn you and your Paris fads! Buck Mulligan said. I want
Sandycove milk.
Haines came in from the doorway and said quietly:
--That woman is coming up with the milk.
--The blessings of God on you! Buck Mulligan cried, jumping up
from his chair. Sit down. Pour out the tea there. The sugar is in
the bag. Here, I can't go fumbling at the damned eggs.
He hacked through the fry on the dish and slapped it out on
three plates, saying:
--In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
Haines sat down to pour out the tea.
--I'm giving you two lumps each, he said. But, I say,
Mulligan, you do make strong tea, don't you?
Buck Mulligan, hewing thick slices from the loaf, said in an
old woman's wheedling voice:
--When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And
when I makes water I makes water.
--By Jove, it is tea, Haines said.
Buck Mulligan went on hewing and wheedling:
--So I do, Mrs Cahill, says she. Begob, ma'am,
says Mrs Cahill, God send you don't make them in the one
pot.
He lunged towards his messmates in turn a thick slice of
bread, impaled on his knife.
--That's folk, he said very earnestly, for your book, Haines.
Five lines of text and ten pages of notes about the folk and the
fishgods of Dundrum. Printed by the weird sisters in the year of
the big wind.
He turned to Stephen and asked in a fine puzzled voice,
lifting his brows:
--Can you recall, brother, is mother Grogan's tea and water
pot spoken of in the Mabinogion or is it in the Upanishads?
--I doubt it, said Stephen gravely.
--Do you now? Buck Mulligan said in the same tone. Your
reasons, pray?
--I fancy, Stephen said as he ate, it did not exist in or out
of the Mabinogion. Mother Grogan was, one imagines, a kinswoman
of Mary Ann.
Buck Mulligan's face smiled with delight.
--Charming! he said in a finical sweet voice, showing his
white teeth and blinking his eyes pleasantly. Do you think she
was? Quite charming!
Then, suddenly overclouding all his features, he growled in a
hoarsened rasping voice as he hewed again vigorously at the
loaf:
--For old Mary Ann
She doesn't care a damn.
But, hising up her petticoats ...
He crammed his mouth with fry and munched and droned.
The doorway was darkened by an entering form.
--The milk, sir!
--Come in, ma'am, Mulligan said. Kinch, get the jug.
An old woman came forward and stood by Stephen's elbow.
--That's a lovely morning, sir, she said. Glory be to God.
--To whom? Mulligan said, glancing at her. Ah, to be sure!
Stephen reached back and took the milkjug from the locker.
--The islanders, Mulligan said to Haines casually, speak
frequently of the collector of prepuces.
--How much, sir? asked the old woman.
--A quart, Stephen said.
He watched her pour into the measure and thence into the jug
rich white milk, not hers. Old shrunken paps. She poured again a
measureful and a tilly. Old and secret she had entered from a
morning world, maybe a messenger. She praised the goodness of the
milk, pouring it out. Crouching by a patient cow at daybreak in
the lush field, a witch on her toadstool, her wrinkled fingers
quick at the squirting dugs. They lowed about her whom they knew,
dewsilky cattle. Silk of the kine and poor old woman, names given
her in old times. A wandering crone, lowly form of an immortal
serving her conqueror and her gay betrayer, their common
cuckquean, a messenger from the secret morning. To serve or to
upbraid, whether he could not tell: but scorned to beg her
favour.
--It is indeed, ma'am, Buck Mulligan said, pouring milk into
their cups.
--Taste it, sir, she said.
He drank at her bidding.
--If we could live on good food like that, he said to her
somewhat loudly, we wouldn't have the country full of rotten
teeth and rotten guts. Living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food
and the streets paved with dust, horsedung and consumptives'
spits.
--Are you a medical student, sir? the old woman asked.
--I am, ma'am, Buck Mulligan answered.
--Look at that now, she said.
Stephen listened in scornful silence. She bows her old head to
a voice that speaks to her loudly, her bonesetter, her
medicineman: me she slights. To the voice that will shrive and
oil for the grave all there is of her but her woman's unclean
loins, of man's flesh made not in God's likeness, the serpent's
prey. And to the loud voice that now bids her be silent with
wondering unsteady eyes.
--Do you understand what he says? Stephen asked her.
--Is it French you are talking, sir? the old woman said to
Haines.
Haines spoke to her again a longer speech, confidently.
--Irish, Buck Mulligan said. Is there Gaelic on you?
--I thought it was Irish, she said, by the sound of it. Are
you from the west, sir?
--I am an Englishman, Haines answered.
--He's English, Buck Mulligan said, and he thinks we ought to
speak Irish in Ireland.
--Sure we ought to, the old woman said, and I'm ashamed I
don't speak the language myself. I'm told it's a grand language
by them that knows.
--Grand is no name for it, said Buck Mulligan. Wonderful
entirely. Fill us out some more tea, Kinch. Would you like a cup,
ma'am?
--No, thank you, sir, the old woman said, slipping the ring of
the milkcan on her forearm and about to go.
Haines said to her:
--Have you your bill? We had better pay her, Mulligan, hadn't
we?
Stephen filled again the three cups.
--Bill, sir? she said, halting. Well, it's seven mornings a
pint at twopence is seven twos is a shilling and twopence over
and these three mornings a quart at fourpence is three quarts is
a shilling. That's a shilling and one and two is two and two,
sir.
Buck Mulligan sighed and, having filled his mouth with a crust
thickly buttered on both sides, stretched forth his legs and
began to search his trouser pockets.
--Pay up and look pleasant, Haines said to him, smiling.
Stephen filled a third cup, a spoonful of tea colouring
faintly the thick rich milk. Buck Mulligan brought up a florin,
twisted it round in his fingers and cried:
--A miracle!
He passed it along the table towards the old woman,
saying:
--Ask nothing more of me, sweet. All I can give you I
give.
Stephen laid the coin in her uneager hand.
--We'll owe twopence, he said.
--Time enough, sir, she said, taking the coin. Time enough.
Good morning, sir.
She curtseyed and went out, followed by Buck Mulligan's tender
chant:
--Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet.
He turned to Stephen and said:
--Seriously, Dedalus. I'm stony. Hurry out to your school kip
and bring us back some money. Today the bards must drink and
junket. Ireland expects that every man this day will do his
duty.
--That reminds me, Haines said, rising, that I have to visit
your national library today.
--Our swim first, Buck Mulligan said.
He turned to Stephen and asked blandly:
--Is this the day for your monthly wash, Kinch?
Then he said to Haines:
--The unclean bard makes a point of washing once a month.
--All Ireland is washed by the gulfstream, Stephen said as he
let honey trickle over a slice of the loaf.
Haines from the corner where he was knotting easily a scarf
about the loose collar of his tennis shirt spoke:
--I intend to make a collection of your sayings if you will
let me.
Speaking to me. They wash and tub and scrub. Agenbite of
inwit. Conscience. Yet here's a spot.
--That one about the cracked lookingglass of a servant being
the symbol of Irish art is deuced good.
Buck Mulligan kicked Stephen's foot under the table and said
with warmth of tone:
--Wait till you hear him on Hamlet, Haines.
--Well, I mean it, Haines said, still speaking to Stephen. I
was just thinking of it when that poor old creature came in.
--Would I make any money by it? Stephen asked.
Haines laughed and, as he took his soft grey hat from the
holdfast of the hammock, said:
--I don't know, I'm sure.
He strolled out to the doorway. Buck Mulligan bent across to
Stephen and said with coarse vigour:
--You put your hoof in it now. What did you say that for?
--Well? Stephen said. The problem is to get money. From whom?
From the milkwoman or from him. It's a toss up, I think.
--I blow him out about you, Buck Mulligan said, and then you
come along with your lousy leer and your gloomy jesuit jibes.
--I see little hope, Stephen said, from her or from him.
Buck Mulligan sighed tragically and laid his hand on Stephen's
arm.
--From me, Kinch, he said.
In a suddenly changed tone he added:
--To tell you the God's truth I think you're right. Damn all
else they are good for. Why don't you play them as I do? To hell
with them all. Let us get out of the kip.
He stood up, gravely ungirdled and disrobed himself of his
gown, saying resignedly:
--Mulligan is stripped of his garments.
He emptied his pockets on to the table.
--There's your snotrag, he said.
And putting on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to
them, chiding them, and to his dangling watchchain. His hands
plunged and rummaged in his trunk while he called for a clean
handkerchief. God, we'll simply have to dress the character. I
want puce gloves and green boots. Contradiction. Do I contradict
myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. Mercurial Malachi. A
limp black missile flew out of his talking hands.
--And there's your Latin quarter hat, he said.
Stephen picked it up and put it on. Haines called to them from
the doorway:
--Are you coming, you fellows?
--I'm ready, Buck Mulligan answered, going towards the door.
Come out, Kinch. You have eaten all we left, I suppose. Resigned
he passed out with grave words and gait, saying, wellnigh with
sorrow:
--And going forth he met Butterly.
Stephen, taking his ashplant from its leaningplace, followed
them out and, as they went down the ladder, pulled to the slow
iron door and locked it. He put the huge key in his inner
pocket.
At the foot of the ladder Buck Mulligan asked:
--Did you bring the key?
--I have it, Stephen said, preceding them.
He walked on. Behind him he heard Buck Mulligan club with his
heavy bathtowel the leader shoots of ferns or grasses.
--Down, sir! How dare you, sir!
Haines asked:
--Do you pay rent for this tower?
--Twelve quid, Buck Mulligan said.
--To the secretary of state for war, Stephen added over his
shoulder.
They halted while Haines surveyed the tower and said at
last:
--Rather bleak in wintertime, I should say. Martello you call
it?
--Billy Pitt had them built, Buck Mulligan said, when the
French were on the sea. But ours is the omphalos.
--What is your idea of Hamlet? Haines asked Stephen.
--No, no, Buck Mulligan shouted in pain. I'm not equal to
Thomas Aquinas and the fiftyfive reasons he has made out to prop
it up. Wait till I have a few pints in me first.
He turned to Stephen, saying, as he pulled down neatly the
peaks of his primrose waistcoat:
--You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch, could
you?
--It has waited so long, Stephen said listlessly, it can wait
longer.
--You pique my curiosity, Haines said amiably. Is it some
paradox?
--Pooh! Buck Mulligan said. We have grown out of Wilde and
paradoxes. It's quite simple. He proves by algebra that Hamlet's
grandson is Shakespeare's grandfather and that he himself is the
ghost of his own father.
--What? Haines said, beginning to point at Stephen. He
himself?
Buck Mulligan slung his towel stolewise round his neck and,
bending in loose laughter, said to Stephen's ear:
--O, shade of Kinch the elder! Japhet in search of a
father!
--We're always tired in the morning, Stephen said to Haines.
And it is rather long to tell.
Buck Mulligan, walking forward again, raised his hands.
--The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue of Dedalus, he
said.
--I mean to say, Haines explained to Stephen as they followed,
this tower and these cliffs here remind me somehow of Elsinore.
That beetles o'er his base into the sea, isn't it?
Buck Mulligan turned suddenly. for an instant towards Stephen
but did not speak. In the bright silent instant Stephen saw his
own image in cheap dusty mourning between their gay attires.
--It's a wonderful tale, Haines said, bringing them to halt
again.
Eyes, pale as the sea the wind had freshened, paler, firm and
prudent. The seas' ruler, he gazed southward over the bay, empty
save for the smokeplume of the mailboat vague on the bright
skyline and a sail tacking by the Muglins.
--I read a theological interpretation of it somewhere, he said
bemused. The Father and the Son idea. The Son striving to be
atoned with the Father.
Buck Mulligan at once put on a blithe broadly smiling face. He
looked at them, his wellshaped mouth open happily, his eyes, from
which he had suddenly withdrawn all shrewd sense, blinking with
mad gaiety. He moved a doll's head to and fro, the brims of his
Panama hat quivering, and began to chant in a quiet happy foolish
voice:
--I'm the queerest young fellow that ever you
heard.
My mother's a jew, my father's a bird.
With Joseph the joiner I cannot agree.
So here's to disciples and Calvary.
He held up a forefinger of warning.
--If anyone thinks that I amn't divine
He'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wine
But have to drink water and wish it were plain
That i make when the wine becomes water again.
He tugged swiftly at Stephen's ashplant in farewell and,
running forward to a brow of the cliff, fluttered his hands at
his sides like fins or wings of one about to rise in the air, and
chanted:
--Goodbye, now, goodbye! Write down all I said
And tell Tom, Dick and Harry I rose from the dead.
What's bred in the bone cannot fail me to fly
And Olivet's breezy ... Goodbye, now, goodbye!
He capered before them down towards the fortyfoot hole,
fluttering his winglike hands, leaping nimbly, Mercury's hat
quivering in the fresh wind that bore back to them his brief
birdsweet cries.
Haines, who had been laughing guardedly, walked on beside
Stephen and said:
--We oughtn't to laugh, I suppose. He's rather blasphemous.
I'm not a believer myself, that is to say. Still his gaiety takes
the harm out of it somehow, doesn't it? What did he call it?
Joseph the Joiner?
--The ballad of joking Jesus, Stephen answered.
--O, Haines said, you have heard it before?
--Three times a day, after meals, Stephen said drily.
--You're not a believer, are you? Haines asked. I mean, a
believer in the narrow sense of the word. Creation from nothing
and miracles and a personal God.
--There's only one sense of the word, it seems to me, Stephen
said.
Haines stopped to take out a smooth silver case in which
twinkled a green stone. He sprang it open with his thumb and
offered it.
--Thank you, Stephen said, taking a cigarette.
Haines helped himself and snapped the case to. He put it back
in his sidepocket and took from his waistcoatpocket a nickel
tinderbox, sprang it open too, and, having lit his cigarette,
held the flaming spunk towards Stephen in the shell of his
hands.
--Yes, of course, he said, as they went on again. Either you
believe or you don't, isn't it? Personally I couldn't stomach
that idea of a personal God. You don't stand for that, I
suppose?
--You behold in me, Stephen said with grim displeasure, a
horrible example of free thought.
He walked on, waiting to be spoken to, trailing his ashplant
by his side. Its ferrule followed lightly on the path, squealing
at his heels. My familiar, after me, calling, Steeeeeeeeeeeephen!
A wavering line along the path. They will walk on it tonight,
coming here in the dark. He wants that key. It is mine. I paid
the rent. Now I eat his salt bread. Give him the key too. All. He
will ask for it. That was in his eyes.
--After all, Haines began ...
Stephen turned and saw that the cold gaze which had measured
him was not all unkind.
--After all, I should think you are able to free yourself. You
are your own master, it seems to me.
--I am a servant of two masters, Stephen said, an English and
an Italian.
--Italian? Haines said.
A crazy queen, old and jealous. Kneel down before me.
--And a third, Stephen said, there is who wants me for odd
jobs.
--Italian? Haines said again. What do you mean?
--The imperial British state, Stephen answered, his colour
rising, and the holy Roman catholic and apostolic church.
Haines detached from his underlip some fibres of tobacco
before he spoke.
--I can quite understand that, he said calmly. An Irishman
must think like that, I daresay. We feel in England that we have
treated you rather unfairly. It seems history is to blame.
The proud potent titles clanged over Stephen's memory the
triumph of their brazen bells: et unam sanctam catholicam et
apostolicam ecclesiam: the slow growth and change of rite and
dogma like his own rare thoughts, a chemistry of stars. Symbol of
the apostles in the mass for pope Marcellus, the voices blended,
singing alone loud in affirmation: and behind their chant the
vigilant angel of the church militant disarmed and menaced her
heresiarchs. A horde of heresies fleeing with mitres awry:
Photius and the brood of mockers of whom Mulligan was one, and
Arius, warring his life long upon the consubstantiality of the
Son with the Father, and Valentine, spurning Christ's terrene
body, and the subtle African heresiarch Sabellius who held that
the Father was Himself His own Son. Words Mulligan had spoken a
moment since in mockery to the stranger. Idle mockery. The void
awaits surely all them that weave the wind: a menace, a disarming
and a worsting from those embattled angels of the church,
Michael's host, who defend her ever in the hour of conflict with
their lances and their shields.
Hear, hear! Prolonged applause. Zut! Nom de Dieu!
--Of course I'm a Britisher, Haines's voice said, and I feel
as one. I don't want to see my country fall into the hands of
German jews either. That's our national problem, I'm afraid, just
now.
Two men stood at the verge of the cliff, watching:
businessman, boatman.
--She's making for Bullock harbour.
The boatman nodded towards the north of the bay with some
disdain.
--There's five fathoms out there, he said. It'll be swept up
that way when the tide comes in about one. It's nine days
today.
The man that was drowned. A sail veering about the blank bay
waiting for a swollen bundle to bob up, roll over to the sun a
puffy face, saltwhite. Here I am.
They followed the winding path down to the creek. Buck
Mulligan stood on a stone, in shirtsleeves, his unclipped tie
rippling over his shoulder. A young man clinging to a spur of
rock near him, moved slowly frogwise his green legs in the deep
jelly of the water.
--Is the brother with you, Malachi?
--Down in Westmeath. With the Bannons.
--Still there? I got a card from Bannon. Says he found a sweet
young thing down there. Photo girl he calls her.
--Snapshot, eh? Brief exposure.
Buck Mulligan sat down to unlace his boots. An elderly man
shot up near the spur of rock a blowing red face. He scrambled up
by the stones, water glistening on his pate and on its garland of
grey hair, water rilling over his chest and paunch and spilling
jets out of his black sagging loincloth.
Buck Mulligan made way for him to scramble past and, glancing
at Haines and Stephen, crossed himself piously with his thumbnail
at brow and lips and breastbone.
--Seymour's back in town, the young man said, grasping again
his spur of rock. Chucked medicine and going in for the army.
--Ah, go to God! Buck Mulligan said.
--Going over next week to stew. You know that red Carlisle
girl, Lily?
--Yes.
--Spooning with him last night on the pier. The father is
rotto with money.
--Is she up the pole?
--Better ask Seymour that.
--Seymour a bleeding officer! Buck Mulligan said.
He nodded to himself as he drew off his trousers and stood up,
saying tritely:
--Redheaded women buck like goats.
He broke off in alarm, feeling his side under his flapping
shirt.
--My twelfth rib is gone, he cried. I'm the
Uebermensch. Toothless Kinch and I, the supermen.
He struggled out of his shirt and flung it behind him to where
his clothes lay.
--Are you going in here, Malachi?
--Yes. Make room in the bed.
The young man shoved himself backward through the water and
reached the middle of the creek in two long clean strokes. Haines
sat down on a stone, smoking.
--Are you not coming in? Buck Mulligan asked.
--Later on, Haines said. Not on my breakfast.
Stephen turned away.
--I'm going, Mulligan, he said.
--Give us that key, Kinch, Buck Mulligan said, to keep my
chemise flat.
Stephen handed him the key. Buck Mulligan laid it across his
heaped clothes.
--And twopence, he said, for a pint. Throw it there.
Stephen threw two pennies on the soft heap. Dressing,
undressing. Buck Mulligan erect, with joined hands before him,
said solemnly:
--He who stealeth from the poor lendeth to the Lord. Thus
spake Zarathustra.
His plump body plunged.
--We'll see you again, Haines said, turning as Stephen walked
up the path and smiling at wild Irish.
Horn of a bull, hoof of a horse, smile of a Saxon.
--The Ship, Buck Mulligan cried. Half twelve.
--Good, Stephen said.
He walked along the upwardcurving path.
Liliata rutilantium.
Turma circumdet.
Iubilantium te virginum.
The priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed
discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot
go.
A voice, sweettoned and sustained, called to him from the sea.
Turning the curve he waved his hand. It called again. A sleek
brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round.
Usurper.
--You, Cochrane, what city sent for him?
--Tarentum, sir.
--Very good. Well?
--There was a battle, sir.
--Very good. Where?
The boy's blank face asked the blank window.
Fabled by the daughters of memory. And yet it was in some way
if not as memory fabled it. A phrase, then, of impatience, thud
of Blake's wings of excess. I hear the ruin of all space,
shattered glass and toppling masonry, and time one livid final
flame. What's left us then?
--I forget the place, sir. 279 B. C.
--Asculum, Stephen said, glancing at the name and date in the
gorescarred book.
--Yes, sir. And he said: Another victory like that and we
are done for.
That phrase the world had remembered. A dull ease of the mind.
From a hill above a corpsestrewn plain a general speaking to his
officers, leaned upon his spear. Any general to any officers.
They lend ear.
--You, Armstrong, Stephen said. What was the end of
Pyrrhus?
--End of Pyrrhus, sir?
--I know, sir. Ask me, sir, Comyn said.
--Wait. You, Armstrong. Do you know anything about
Pyrrhus?
A bag of figrolls lay snugly in Armstrong's satchel. He curled
them between his palms at whiles and swallowed them softly.
Crumbs adhered to the tissue of his lips. A sweetened boy's
breath. Welloff people, proud that their eldest son was in the
navy. Vico road, Dalkey.
--Pyrrhus, sir? Pyrrhus, a pier.
All laughed. Mirthless high malicious laughter. Armstrong
looked round at his classmates, silly glee in profile. In a
moment they will laugh more loudly, aware of my lack of rule and
of the fees their papas pay.
--Tell me now, Stephen said, poking the boy's shoulder with
the book, what is a pier.
--A pier, sir, Armstrong said. A thing out in the water. A
kind of a bridge. Kingstown pier, sir.
Some laughed again: mirthless but with meaning. Two in the
back bench whispered. Yes. They knew: had never learned nor ever
been innocent. All. With envy he watched their faces: Edith,
Ethel, Gerty, Lily. Their likes: their breaths, too, sweetened
with tea and jam, their bracelets tittering in the struggle.
--Kingstown pier, Stephen said. Yes, a disappointed
bridge.
The words troubled their gaze.
--How, sir? Comyn asked. A bridge is across a river.
For Haines's chapbook. No-one here to hear. Tonight deftly
amid wild drink and talk, to pierce the polished mail of his
mind. What then? A jester at the court of his master, indulged
and disesteemed, winning a clement master's praise. Why had they
chosen all that part? Not wholly for the smooth caress. For them
too history was a tale like any other too often heard, their land
a pawnshop.
Had Pyrrhus not fallen by a beldam's hand in Argos or Julius
Caesar not been knifed to death. They are not to be thought away.
Time has branded them and fettered they are lodged in the room of
the infinite possibilities they have ousted. But can those have
been possible seeing that they never were? Or was that only
possible which came to pass? Weave, weaver of the wind.
--Tell us a story, sir.
--O, do, sir. A ghoststory.
--Where do you begin in this? Stephen asked, opening another
book.
--Weep no more, Comyn said.
--Go on then, Talbot.
--And the story, sir?
--After, Stephen said. Go on, Talbot.
A swarthy boy opened a book and propped it nimbly under the
breastwork of his satchel. He recited jerks of verse with odd
glances at the text:
--Weep no more, woful shepherds, weep no more
For Lycidas, your sorrow, is not dead,
Sunk though he be beneath the watery floor ...
It must be a movement then, an actuality of the possible as
possible. Aristotle's phrase formed itself within the gabbled
verses and floated out into the studious silence of the library
of Saint Genevieve where he had read, sheltered from the sin of
Paris, night by night. By his elbow a delicate Siamese conned a
handbook of strategy. Fed and feeding brains about me: under
glowlamps, impaled, with faintly beating feelers: and in my
mind's darkness a sloth of the underworld, reluctant, shy of
brightness, shifting her dragon scaly folds. Thought is the
thought of thought. Tranquil brightness. The soul is in a manner
all that is: the soul is the form of forms. Tranquility sudden,
vast, candescent: form of forms.
Talbot repeated:
--Through the dear might of Him that walked the
waves,
Through the dear might ...
--Turn over, Stephen said quietly. I don't see anything.
--What, sir? Talbot asked simply, bending forward.
His hand turned the page over. He leaned back and went on
again, having just remembered. Of him that walked the waves. Here
also over these craven hearts his shadow lies and on the
scoffer's heart and lips and on mine. It lies upon their eager
faces who offered him a coin of the tribute. To Caesar what is
Caesar's, to God what is God's. A long look from dark eyes, a
riddling sentence to be woven and woven on the church's looms.
Ay.
Riddle me, riddle me, randy ro.
My father gave me seeds to sow.
Talbot slid his closed book into his satchel.
--Have I heard all? Stephen asked.
--Yes, sir. Hockey at ten, sir.
--Half day, sir. Thursday.
--Who can answer a riddle? Stephen asked.
They bundled their books away, pencils clacking, pages
rustling. Crowding together they strapped and buckled their
satchels, all gabbling gaily:
--A riddle, sir? Ask me, sir.
--O, ask me, sir.
--A hard one, sir.
--This is the riddle, Stephen said:
The cock crew,
The sky was blue:
The bells in heaven
Were striking eleven.
'Tis time for this poor soul
To go to heaven.
What is that?
--What, sir?
--Again, sir. We didn't hear.
Their eyes grew bigger as the lines were repeated. After a
silence Cochrane said:
--What is it, sir? We give it up.
Stephen, his throat itching, answered:
--The fox burying his grandmother under a hollybush.
He stood up and gave a shout of nervous laughter to which
their cries echoed dismay.
A stick struck the door and a voice in the corridor
called:
--Hockey!
They broke asunder, sidling out of their benches, leaping
them. Quickly they were gone and from the lumberroom came the
rattle of sticks and clamour of their boots and tongues.
Sargent who alone had lingered came forward slowly, showing an
open copybook. His thick hair and scraggy neck gave witness of
unreadiness and through his misty glasses weak eyes looked up
pleading. On his cheek, dull and bloodless, a soft stain of ink
lay, dateshaped, recent and damp as a snail's bed.
He held out his copybook. The word Sums was written on
the headline. Beneath were sloping figures and at the foot a
crooked signature with blind loops and a blot. Cyril Sargent: his
name and seal.
--Mr Deasy told me to write them out all again, he said, and
show them to you, sir.
Stephen touched the edges of the book. Futility.
--Do you understand how to do them now? he asked.
--Numbers eleven to fifteen, Sargent answered. Mr Deasy said I
was to copy them off the board, sir.
--Can you do them. yourself? Stephen asked.
--No, sir.
Ugly and futile: lean neck and thick hair and a stain of ink,
a snail's bed. Yet someone had loved him, borne him in her arms
and in her heart. But for her the race of the world would have
trampled him underfoot, a squashed boneless snail. She had loved
his weak watery blood drained from her own. Was that then real?
The only true thing in life? His mother's prostrate body the
fiery Columbanus in holy zeal bestrode. She was no more: the
trembling skeleton of a twig burnt in the fire, an odour of
rosewood and wetted ashes. She had saved him from being trampled
underfoot and had gone, scarcely having been. A poor soul gone to
heaven: and on a heath beneath winking stars a fox, red reek of
rapine in his fur, with merciless bright eyes scraped in the
earth, listened, scraped up the earth, listened, scraped and
scraped.
Sitting at his side Stephen solved out the problem. He proves
by algebra that Shakespeare's ghost is Hamlet's grandfather.
Sargent peered askance through his slanted glasses. Hockeysticks
rattled in the lumberroom: the hollow knock of a ball and calls
from the field.
Across the page the symbols moved in grave morrice, in the
mummery of their letters, wearing quaint caps of squares and
cubes. Give hands, traverse, bow to partner: so: imps of fancy of
the Moors. Gone too from the world, Averroes and Moses
Maimonides, dark men in mien and movement, flashing in their
mocking mirrors the obscure soul of the world, a darkness shining
in brightness which brightness could not comprehend.
--Do you understand now? Can you work the second for
yourself?
--Yes, sir.
In long shaky strokes Sargent copied the data. Waiting always
for a word of help his hand moved faithfully the unsteady
symbols, a faint hue of shame flickering behind his dull skin.
Amor matris: subjective and objective genitive. With her
weak blood and wheysour milk she had fed him and hid from sight
of others his swaddling bands.
Like him was I, these sloping shoulders, this gracelessness.
My childhood bends beside me. Too far for me to lay a hand there
once or lightly. Mine is far and his secret as our eyes. Secrets,
silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets
weary of their tyranny: tyrants, willing to be dethroned.
The sum was done.
--It is very simple, Stephen said as he stood up.
--Yes, sir. Thanks, Sargent answered.
He dried the page with a sheet of thin blottingpaper and
carried his copybook back to his bench.
--You had better get your stick and go out to the others,
Stephen said as he followed towards the door the boy's graceless
form.
--Yes, sir.
In the corridor his name was heard, called from the
playfield.
--Sargent!
--Run on, Stephen said. Mr Deasy is calling you.
He stood in the porch and watched the laggard hurry towards
the scrappy field where sharp voices were in strife. They were
sorted in teams and Mr Deasy came away stepping over wisps of
grass with gaitered feet. When he had reached the schoolhouse
voices again contending called to him. He turned his angry white
moustache.
--What is it now? he cried continually without listening.
--Cochrane and Halliday are on the same side, sir, Stephen
said.
--Will you wait in my study for a moment, Mr Deasy said, till
I restore order here.
And as he stepped fussily back across the field his old man's
voice cried sternly:
--What is the matter? What is it now?
Their sharp voices cried about him on all sides: their many
forms closed round him, the garish sunshine bleaching the honey
of his illdyed head.
Stale smoky air hung in the study with the smell of drab
abraded leather of its chairs. As on the first day he bargained
with me here. As it was in the beginning, is now. On the
sideboard the tray of Stuart coins, base treasure of a bog: and
ever shall be. And snug in their spooncase of purple plush,
faded, the twelve apostles having preached to all the gentiles:
world without end.
A hasty step over the stone porch and in the corridor. Blowing
out his rare moustache Mr Deasy halted at the table.
--First, our little financial settlement, he said.
He brought out of his coat a pocketbook bound by a leather
thong. It slapped open and he took from it two notes, one of
joined halves, and laid them carefully on the table.
--Two, he said, strapping and stowing his pocketbook away.
And now his strongroom for the gold. Stephen's embarrassed
hand moved over the shells heaped in the cold stone mortar:
whelks and money cowries and leopard shells: and this, whorled as
an emir's turban, and this, the scallop of saint James. An old
pilgrim's hoard, dead treasure, hollow shells.
A sovereign fell, bright and new, on the soft pile of the
tablecloth.
--Three, Mr Deasy said, turning his little savingsbox about in
his hand. These are handy things to have. See. This is for
sovereigns. This is for shillings. Sixpences, halfcrowns. And
here crowns. See.
He shot from it two crowns and two shillings.
--Three twelve, he said. I think you'll find that's right.
--Thank you, sir, Stephen said, gathering the money together
with shy haste and putting it all in a pocket of his
trousers.
--No thanks at all, Mr Deasy said. You have earned it.
Stephen's hand, free again, went back to the hollow shells.
Symbols too of beauty and of power. A lump in my pocket: symbols
soiled by greed and misery.
--Don't carry it like that, Mr Deasy said. You'll pull it out
somewhere and lose it. You just buy one of these machines. You'll
find them very handy.
Answer something.
--Mine would be often empty, Stephen said.
The same room and hour, the same wisdom: and I the same. Three
times now. Three nooses round me here. Well? I can break them in
this instant if I will.
--Because you don't save, Mr Deasy said, pointing his finger.
You don't know yet what money is. Money is power. When you have
lived as long as I have. I know, I know. If youth but knew. But
what does Shakespeare say? Put but money in thy purse.
--Iago, Stephen murmured.
He lifted his gaze from the idle shells to the old man's
stare.
--He knew what money was, Mr Deasy said. He made money. A
poet, yes, but an Englishman too. Do you know what is the pride
of the English? Do you know what is the proudest word you will
ever hear from an Englishman's mouth?
The seas' ruler. His seacold eyes looked on the empty bay: it
seems history is to blame: on me and on my words, unhating.
--That on his empire, Stephen said, the sun never sets.
--Ba! Mr Deasy cried. That's not English. A French Celt said
that. He tapped his savingsbox against his thumbnail.
--I will tell you, he said solemnly, what is his proudest
boast. I paid my way.
Good man, good man.
--I paid my way. I never borrowed a shilling in my
life. Can you feel that? I owe nothing. Can you?
Mulligan, nine pounds, three pairs of socks, one pair brogues,
ties. Curran, ten guineas. McCann, one guinea. Fred Ryan, two
shillings. Temple, two lunches. Russell, one guinea, Cousins, ten
shillings, Bob Reynolds, half a guinea, Koehler, three guineas,
Mrs MacKernan, five weeks' board. The lump I have is useless.
--For the moment, no, Stephen answered.
Mr Deasy laughed with rich delight, putting back his
savingsbox.
--I knew you couldn't, he said joyously. But one day you must
feel it. We are a generous people but we must also be just.
--I fear those big words, Stephen said, which make us so
unhappy.
Mr Deasy stared sternly for some moments over the mantelpiece
at the shapely bulk of a man in tartan filibegs: Albert Edward,
prince of Wales.
--You think me an old fogey and an old tory, his thoughtful
voice said. I saw three generations since O'Connell's time. I
remember the famine in '46. Do you know that the orange lodges
agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O'Connell
did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a
demagogue? You fenians forget some things.
Glorious, pious and immortal memory. The lodge of Diamond in
Armagh the splendid behung with corpses of papishes. Hoarse,
masked and armed, the planters' covenant. The black north and
true blue bible. Croppies lie down.
Stephen sketched a brief gesture.
--I have rebel blood in me too, Mr Deasy said. On the spindle
side. But I am descended from sir John Blackwood who voted for
the union. We are all Irish, all kings' sons.
--Alas, Stephen said.
--Per vias rectas, Mr Deasy said firmly, was his motto.
He voted for it and put on his topboots to ride to Dublin from
the Ards of Down to do so.
Lal the ral the ra
The rocky road to Dublin.
A gruff squire on horseback with shiny topboots. Soft day, sir
John! Soft day, your honour! ... Day! ... Day! ... Two topboots
jog dangling on to Dublin. Lal the ral the ra. Lal the ral the
raddy.
--That reminds me, Mr Deasy said. You can do me a favour, Mr
Dedalus, with some of your literary friends. I have a letter here
for the press. Sit down a moment. I have just to copy the
end.
He went to the desk near the window, pulled in his chair twice
and read off some words from the sheet on the drum of his
typewriter.
--Sit down. Excuse me, he said over his shoulder, the
dictates of common sense. Just a moment.
He peered from under his shaggy brows at the manuscript by his
elbow and, muttering, began to prod the stiff buttons of the
keyboard slowly, sometimes blowing as he screwed up the drum to
erase an error.
Stephen seated himself noiselessly before the princely
presence. Framed around the walls images of vanished horses stood
in homage, their meek heads poised in air: lord Hastings'
Repulse, the duke of Westminster's Shotover, the duke of
Beaufort's Ceylon, prix de Paris, 1866. Elfin riders sat
them, watchful of a sign. He saw their speeds, backing king's
colours, and shouted with the shouts of vanished crowds.
--Full stop, Mr Deasy bade his keys. But prompt ventilation of
this allimportant question ...
Where Cranly led me to get rich quick, hunting his winners
among the mudsplashed brakes, amid the bawls of bookies on their
pitches and reek of the canteen, over the motley slush. Fair
Rebel! Fair Rebel! Even money the favourite: ten to one the
field. Dicers and thimbleriggers we hurried by after the hoofs,
the vying caps and jackets and past the meatfaced woman, a
butcher's dame, nuzzling thirstily her clove of orange.
Shouts rang shrill from the boys' playfield and a whirring
whistle.
Again: a goal. I am among them, among their battling bodies in
a medley, the joust of life. You mean that knockkneed mother's
darling who seems to be slightly crawsick? Jousts. Time shocked
rebounds, shock by shock. Jousts, slush and uproar of battles,
the frozen deathspew of the slain, a shout of spearspikes baited
with men's bloodied guts.
--Now then, Mr Deasy said, rising.
He came to the table, pinning together his sheets. Stephen
stood up.
--I have put the matter into a nutshell, Mr Deasy said. It's
about the foot and mouth disease. Just look through it. There can
be no two opinions on the matter.
May I trespass on your valuable space. That doctrine of
laissez faire which so often in our history. Our cattle
trade. The way of all our old industries. Liverpool ring which
jockeyed the Galway harbour scheme. European conflagration. Grain
supplies through the narrow waters of the channel. The
pluterperfect imperturbability of the department of agriculture.
Pardoned a classical allusion. Cassandra. By a woman who was no
better than she should be. To come to the point at issue.
--I don't mince words, do I? Mr Deasy asked as Stephen read
on.
Foot and mouth disease. Known as Koch's preparation. Serum and
virus. Percentage of salted horses. Rinderpest. Emperor's horses
at Murzsteg, lower Austria. Veterinary surgeons. Mr Henry
Blackwood Price. Courteous offer a fair trial. Dictates of common
sense. Allimportant question. In every sense of the word take the
bull by the horns. Thanking you for the hospitality of your
columns.
--I want that to be printed and read, Mr Deasy said. You will
see at the next outbreak they will put an embargo on Irish
cattle. And it can be cured. It is cured. My cousin, Blackwood
Price, writes to me it is regularly treated and cured in Austria
by cattledoctors there. They offer to come over here. I am trying
to work up influence with the department. Now I'm going to try
publicity. I am surrounded by difficulties, by ... intrigues by
... backstairs influence by ...
He raised his forefinger and beat the air oldly before his
voice spoke.
--Mark my words, Mr Dedalus, he said. England is in the hands
of the jews. In all the highest places: her finance, her press.
And they are the signs of a nation's decay. Wherever they gather
they eat up the nation's vital strength. I have seen it coming
these years. As sure as we are standing here the jew merchants
are already at their work of destruction. Old England is
dying.
He stepped swiftly off, his eyes coming to blue life as they
passed a broad sunbeam. He faced about and back again.
--Dying, he said again, if not dead by now.
The harlot's cry from street to street
Shall weave old England's windingsheet.
His eyes open wide in vision stared sternly across the sunbeam
in which he halted.
--A merchant, Stephen said, is one who buys cheap and sells
dear, jew or gentile, is he not?
--They sinned against the light, Mr Deasy said gravely. And
you can see the darkness in their eyes. And that is why they are
wanderers on the earth to this day.
On the steps of the Paris stock exchange the goldskinned men
quoting prices on their gemmed fingers. Gabble of geese. They
swarmed loud, uncouth about the temple, their heads thickplotting
under maladroit silk hats. Not theirs: these clothes, this
speech, these gestures. Their full slow eyes belied the words,
the gestures eager and unoffending, but knew the rancours massed
about them and knew their zeal was vain. Vain patience to heap
and hoard. Time surely would scatter all. A hoard heaped by the
roadside: plundered and passing on. Their eyes knew their years
of wandering and, patient, knew the dishonours of their
flesh.
--Who has not? Stephen said.
--What do you mean? Mr Deasy asked.
He came forward a pace and stood by the table. His underjaw
fell sideways open uncertainly. Is this old wisdom? He waits to
hear from me.
--History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I am trying
to awake.
From the playfield the boys raised a shout. A whirring
whistle: goal. What if that nightmare gave you a back kick?
--The ways of the Creator are not our ways, Mr Deasy said. All
human history moves towards one great goal, the manifestation of
God.
Stephen jerked his thumb towards the window, saying:
--That is God.
Hooray! Ay! Whrrwhee!
--What? Mr Deasy asked.
--A shout in the street, Stephen answered, shrugging his
shoulders.
Mr Deasy looked down and held for awhile the wings of his nose
tweaked between his fingers. Looking up again he set them
free.
--I am happier than you are, he said. We have committed many
errors and many sins. A woman brought sin into the world. For a
woman who was no better than she should be, Helen, the runaway
wife of Menelaus, ten years the Greeks made war on Troy. A
faithless wife first brought the strangers to our shore here,
MacMurrough's wife and her leman, O'Rourke, prince of Breffni. A
woman too brought Parnell low. Many errors, many failures but not
the one sin. I am a struggler now at the end of my days. But I
will fight for the right till the end.
For Ulster will fight
And Ulster will be right.
Stephen raised the sheets in his hand.
--Well, sir, he began ...
--I foresee, Mr Deasy said, that you will not remain here very
long at this work. You were not born to be a teacher, I think.
Perhaps I am wrong.
--A learner rather, Stephen said.
And here what will you learn more?
Mr Deasy shook his head.
--Who knows? he said. To learn one must be humble. But life is
the great teacher.
Stephen rustled the sheets again.
--As regards these, he began.
--Yes, Mr Deasy said. You have two copies there. If you can
have them published at once.
Telegraph. Irish Homestead.
--I will try, Stephen said, and let you know tomorrow. I know
two editors slightly.
--That will do, Mr Deasy said briskly. I wrote last night to
Mr Field, M.P. There is a meeting of the cattletraders'
association today at the City Arms hotel. I asked him to lay my
letter before the meeting. You see if you can get it into your
two papers. What are they?
--The Evening Telegraph ...
--That will do, Mr Deasy said. There is no time to lose. Now I
have to answer that letter from my cousin.
--Good morning, sir, Stephen said, putting the sheets in his
pocket. Thank you.
--Not at all, Mr Deasy said as he searched the papers on his
desk. I like to break a lance with you, old as I am.
--Good morning, sir, Stephen said again, bowing to his bent
back.
He went out by the open porch and down the gravel path under
the trees, hearing the cries of voices and crack of sticks from
the playfield. The lions couchant on the pillars as he passed out
through the gate: toothless terrors. Still I will help him in his
fight. Mulligan will dub me a new name: the bullockbefriending
bard.
--Mr Dedalus!
Running after me. No more letters, I hope.
--Just one moment.
--Yes, sir, Stephen said, turning back at the gate.
Mr Deasy halted, breathing hard and swallowing his breath.
--I just wanted to say, he said. Ireland, they say, has the
honour of being the only country which never persecuted the jews.
Do you know that? No. And do you know why?
He frowned sternly on the bright air.
--Why, sir? Stephen asked, beginning to smile.
--Because she never let them in, Mr Deasy said solemnly.
A coughball of laughter leaped from his throat dragging after
it a rattling chain of phlegm. He turned back quickly, coughing,
laughing, his lifted arms waving to the air.
--She never let them in, he cried again through his laughter
as he stamped on gaitered feet over the gravel of the path.
That's why.
On his wise shoulders through the checkerwork of leaves the
sun flung spangles, dancing coins.
Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more,
thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to
read, seaspawn and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot.
Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the
diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them
bodies before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce
against them, sure. Go easy. Bald he was and a millionaire,
maestro di color che sanno. Limit of the diaphane in. Why
in? Diaphane, adiaphane. If you can put your five fingers through
it it is a gate, if not a door. Shut your eyes and see.
Stephen closed his eyes to hear his boots crush crackling
wrack and shells. You are walking through it howsomever. I am, a
stride at a time. A very short space of time through very short
times of space. Five, six: the nacheinander. Exactly: and
that is the ineluctable modality of the audible. Open your eyes.
No. Jesus! If I fell over a cliff that beetles o'er his base,
fell through the nebeneinander ineluctably! I am getting
on nicely in the dark. My ash sword hangs at my side. Tap with
it: they do. My two feet in his boots are at the ends of his
legs, nebeneinander. Sounds solid: made by the mallet of
Los Demiurgos. Am I walking into eternity along Sandymount
strand? Crush, crack, crick, crick. Wild sea money. Dominie Deasy
kens them a'.
Won't you come to Sandymount,
Madeline the mare?
Rhythm begins, you see. I hear. Acatalectic tetrameter of
iambs marching. No, agallop: deline the mare.
Open your eyes now. I will. One moment. Has all vanished
since? If I open and am for ever in the black adiaphane.
Basta! I will see if I can see.
See now. There all the time without you: and ever shall be,
world without end.
They came down the steps from Leahy's terrace prudently,
Frauenzimmer: and down the shelving shore flabbily, their
splayed feet sinking in the silted sand. Like me, like Algy,
coming down to our mighty mother. Number one swung lourdily her
midwife's bag, the other's gamp poked in the beach. From the
liberties, out for the day. Mrs Florence MacCabe, relict of the
late Patk MacCabe, deeply lamented, of Bride Street. One of her
sisterhood lugged me squealing into life. Creation from nothing.
What has she in the bag? A misbirth with a trailing navelcord,
hushed in ruddy wool. The cords of all link back, strandentwining
cable of all flesh. That is why mystic monks. Will you be as
gods? Gaze in your omphalos. Hello! Kinch here. Put me on to
Edenville. Aleph, alpha: nought, nought, one.
Spouse and helpmate of Adam Kadmon: Heva, naked Eve. She had
no navel. Gaze. Belly without blemish, bulging big, a buckler of
taut vellum, no, whiteheaped corn, orient and immortal, standing
from everlasting to everlasting. Womb of sin.
Wombed in sin darkness I was too, made not begotten. By them,
the man with my voice and my eyes and a ghostwoman with ashes on
her breath. They clasped and sundered, did the coupler's will.
From before the ages He willed me and now may not will me away or
ever. A lex eterna stays about Him. Is that then the
divine substance wherein Father and Son are consubstantial? Where
is poor dear Arius to try conclusions? Warring his life long upon
the contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality. Illstarred heresiarch'
In a Greek watercloset he breathed his last: euthanasia. With
beaded mitre and with crozier, stalled upon his throne, widower
of a widowed see, with upstiffed omophorion, with clotted
hinderparts.
Airs romped round him, nipping and eager airs. They are
coming, waves. The whitemaned seahorses, champing,
brightwindbridled, the steeds of Mananaan.
I mustn't forget his letter for the press. And after? The
Ship, half twelve. By the way go easy with that money like a good
young imbecile.
Yes, I must.
His pace slackened. Here. Am I going to aunt Sara's or not? My
consubstantial father's voice. Did you see anything of your
artist brother Stephen lately? No? Sure he's not down in
Strasburg terrace with his aunt
Sally? Couldn't he fly a bit higher than that, eh? And and and
and tell us, Stephen, how is uncle Si? O, weeping God, the things
I married into! De boys up in de hayloft. The drunken little
costdrawer and his brother, the cornet player. Highly respectable
gondoliers! And skeweyed Walter sirring his father, no less! Sir.
Yes, sir. No, sir. Jesus wept: and no wonder, by Christ!
I pull the wheezy bell of their shuttered cottage: and wait.
They take me for a dun, peer out from a coign of vantage.
--It's Stephen, sir.
--Let him in. Let Stephen in.
A bolt drawn back and Walter welcomes me.
--We thought you were someone else.
In his broad bed nuncle Richie, pillowed and blanketed,
extends over the hillock of his knees a sturdy forearm.
Cleanchested. He has washed the upper moiety.
--Morrow, nephew.
He lays aside the lapboard whereon he drafts his bills of
costs for the eyes of master Goff and master Shapland Tandy,
filing consents and common searches and a writ of Duces
Tecum. A bogoak frame over his bald head: Wilde's
Requiescat. The drone of his misleading whistle brings
Walter back.
--Yes, sir?
--Malt for Richie and Stephen, tell mother. Where is she?
--Bathing Crissie, sir.
Papa's little bedpal. Lump of love.
--No, uncle Richie ...
--Call me Richie. Damn your lithia water. It lowers.
Whusky!
--Uncle Richie, really ...
--Sit down or by the law Harry I'll knock you down.
Walter squints vainly for a chair.
--He has nothing to sit down on, sir.
--He has nowhere to put it, you mug. Bring in our chippendale
chair. Would you like a bite of something? None of your damned
lawdeedaw airs here. The rich of a rasher fried with a herring?
Sure? So much the better. We have nothing in the house but
backache pills.
All'erta!
He drones bars of Ferrando's aria di sortita. The
grandest number, Stephen, in the whole opera. Listen.
His tuneful whistle sounds again, finely shaded, with rushes
of the air, his fists bigdrumming on his padded knees.
This wind is sweeter.
Houses of decay, mine, his and all. You told the Clongowes
gentry you had an uncle a judge and an uncle a general in the
army. Come out of them, Stephen. Beauty is not there. Nor in the
stagnant bay of Marsh's library where you read the fading
prophecies of Joachim Abbas. For whom? The hundredheaded rabble
of the cathedral close. A hater of his kind ran from them to the
wood of madness, his mane foaming in the moon, his eyeballs
stars. Houyhnhnm, horsenostrilled. The oval equine faces, Temple,
Buck Mulligan, Foxy Campbell, Lanternjaws. Abbas father,--
furious dean, what offence laid fire to their brains? Paff!
Descende, calve, ut ne amplius decalveris. A garland of
grey hair on his comminated head see him me clambering down to
the footpace (descende!), clutching a monstrance,
basiliskeyed. Get down, baldpoll! A choir gives back menace and
echo, assisting about the altar's horns, the snorted Latin of
jackpriests moving burly in their albs, tonsured and oiled and
gelded, fat with the fat of kidneys of wheat.
And at the same instant perhaps a priest round the corner is
elevating it. Dringdring! And two streets off another locking it
into a pyx. Dringadring! And in a ladychapel another taking
housel all to his own cheek. Dringdring! Down, up, forward, back.
Dan Occam thought of that, invincible doctor. A misty English
morning the imp hypostasis tickled his brain. Bringing his host
down and kneeling he heard twine with his second bell the first
bell in the transept (he is lifting his) and, rising, heard (now
I am lifting) their two bells (he is kneeling) twang in
diphthong.
Cousin Stephen, you will never be a saint. Isle of saints. You
were awfully holy, weren't you? You prayed to the Blessed Virgin
that you might not have a red nose. You prayed to the devil in
Serpentine avenue that the fubsy widow in front might lift her
clothes still more from the wet street. O si, certo! Sell
your soul for that, do, dyed rags pinned round a squaw. More tell
me, more still!! On the top of the Howth tram alone crying to the
rain: Naked women! naked women! What about that, eh?
What about what? What else were they invented for?
Reading two pages apiece of seven books every night, eh? I was
young. You bowed to yourself in the mirror, stepping forward to
applause earnestly, striking face. Hurray for the Goddamned
idiot! Hray! No-one saw: tell no-one. Books you were going to
write with letters for titles. Have you read his F? O yes, but I
prefer Q. Yes, but W is wonderful. O yes, W. Remember your
epiphanies written on green oval leaves, deeply deep, copies to
be sent if you died to all the great libraries of the world,
including Alexandria? Someone was to read them there after a few
thousand years, a mahamanvantara. Pico della Mirandola like. Ay,
very like a whale. When one reads these strange pages of one long
gone one feels that one is at one with one who once ...
The grainy sand had gone from under his feet. His boots trod
again a damp crackling mast, razorshells, squeaking pebbles, that
on the unnumbered pebbles beats, wood sieved by the shipworm,
lost Armada. Unwholesome sandflats waited to suck his treading
soles, breathing upward sewage breath, a pocket of seaweed
smouldered in seafire under a midden of man's ashes. He coasted
them, walking warily. A porterbottle stood up, stogged to its
waist, in the cakey sand dough. A sentinel: isle of dreadful
thirst. Broken hoops on the shore; at the land a maze of dark
cunning nets; farther away chalkscrawled backdoors and on the
higher beach a dryingline with two crucified shirts. Ringsend:
wigwams of brown steersmen and master mariners. Human shells.
He halted. I have passed the way to aunt Sara's. Am I not
going there? Seems not. No-one about. He turned northeast and
crossed the firmer sand towards the Pigeonhouse.
--Qui vous a mis dans cette fichue position?
--c'est le pigeon, Joseph.
Patrice, home on furlough, lapped warm milk with me in the bar
MacMahon. Son of the wild goose, Kevin Egan of Paris. My father's
a bird, he lapped the sweet lait chaud with pink young
tongue, plump bunny's face. Lap, lapin. He hopes to win in
the gros lots. About the nature of women he read in
Michelet. But he must send me La Vie de Jesus by M. Leo
Taxil. Lent it to his friend.
--C'est tordant, vous savez. Moi, je suis socialiste. Je ne
crois pas en l'existence de Dieu. Faut pas le dire a mon
p-re.
--Il croit?
--Mon pere, oui.
Schluss. He laps.
My Latin quarter hat. God, we simply must dress the character.
I want puce gloves. You were a student, weren't you? Of what in
the other devil's name? Paysayenn. P. C. N., you know:
physiques, chimiques et naturelles. Aha. Eating your
groatsworth of mou en civet, fleshpots of Egypt, elbowed
by belching cabmen. Just say in the most natural tone: when I was
in Paris; boul' Mich', I used to. Yes, used to carry
punched tickets to prove an alibi if they arrested you for murder
somewhere. Justice. On the night of the seventeenth of February
1904 the prisoner was seen by two witnesses. Other fellow did it:
other me. Hat, tie, overcoat, nose. Lui, c'est moi. You
seem to have enjoyed yourself.
Proudly walking. Whom were you trying to walk like? Forget: a
dispossessed. With mother's money order, eight shillings, the
banging door of the post office slammed in your face by the
usher. Hunger toothache. Encore deux minutes. Look clock.
Must get. Ferme. Hired dog! Shoot him to bloody bits with
a bang shotgun, bits man spattered walls all brass buttons. Bits
all khrrrrklak in place clack back. Not hurt? O, that's all
right. Shake hands. See what I meant, see? O, that's all right.
Shake a shake. O, that's all only all right.
You were going to do wonders, what? Missionary to Europe after
fiery Columbanus. Fiacre and Scotus on their creepystools in
heaven spilt from their pintpots, loudlatinlaughing: Euge!
Euge! Pretending to speak broken English as you dragged your
valise, porter threepence, across the slimy pier at Newhaven.
Comment? Rich booty you brought back; Le Tutu, five
tattered numbers of Pantalon Blanc et Culotte Rouge; a
blue French telegram, curiosity to show:
--Mother dying come home father.
The aunt thinks you killed your mother. That's why she
won't.
Then here's a health to Mulligan's aunt
And I'll tell you the reason why.
She always kept things decent in
The Hannigan famileye.
His feet marched in sudden proud rhythm over the sand furrows,
along by the boulders of the south wall. He stared at them
proudly, piled stone mammoth skulls. Gold light on sea, on sand,
on boulders. The sun is there, the slender trees, the lemon
houses.
Paris rawly waking, crude sunlight on her lemon streets. Moist
pith of farls of bread, the froggreen wormwood, her matin
incense, court the air. Belluomo rises from the bed of his wife's
lover's wife, the kerchiefed housewife is astir, a saucer of
acetic acid in her hand. In Rodot's Yvonne and Madeleine newmake
their tumbled beauties, shattering with gold teeth
chaussons of pastry, their mouths yellowed with the
pus of flan breton. Faces of Paris men go by, their
wellpleased pleasers, curled conquistadores.
Noon slumbers. Kevin Egan rolls gunpowder cigarettes through
fingers smeared with printer's ink, sipping his green fairy as
Patrice his white. About us gobblers fork spiced beans down their
gullets. Un demi setier! A jet of coffee steam from the
burnished caldron. She serves me at his beck. Il est
irlandais. Hollandais? Non fromage. Deux irlandais, nous,
Irlande, vous savez ah, oui! She thought you wanted a cheese
hollandais. Your postprandial, do you know that word?
Postprandial. There was a fellow I knew once in Barcelona, queer
fellow, used to call it his postprandial. Well: slainte!
Around the slabbed tables the tangle of wined breaths and
grumbling gorges. His breath hangs over our saucestained plates,
the green fairy's fang thrusting between his lips. Of Ireland,
the Dalcassians, of hopes, conspiracies, of Arthur Griffith now,
A E, pimander, good shepherd of men. To yoke me as his
yokefellow, our crimes our common cause. You're your father's
son. I know the voice. His fustian shirt, sanguineflowered,
trembles its Spanish tassels at his secrets. M. Drumont, famous
journalist, Drumont, know what he called queen Victoria? Old hag
with the yellow teeth. Vieille ogresse with the dents
jaunes. Maud Gonne, beautiful woman, La Patrie, M.
Millevoye, Felix Faure, know how he died? Licentious men. The
froeken, bonne a tout faire, who rubs male nakedness in
the bath at Upsala. Moi faire, she said, Tous les
messieurs. Not this Monsieur, I said. Most licentious
custom. Bath a most private thing. I wouldn't let my brother, not
even my own brother, most lascivious thing. Green eyes, I see
you. Fang, I feel. Lascivious people.
The blue fuse burns deadly between hands and burns clear.
Loose tobaccoshreds catch fire: a flame and acrid smoke light our
corner. Raw facebones under his peep of day boy's hat. How the
head centre got away, authentic version. Got up as a young bride,
man, veil, orangeblossoms, drove out the road to Malahide. Did,
faith. Of lost leaders, the betrayed, wild escapes. Disguises,
clutched at, gone, not here.
Spurned lover. I was a strapping young gossoon at that time, I
tell you. I'll show you my likeness one day. I was, faith. Lover,
for her love he prowled with colonel Richard Burke, tanist of his
sept, under the walls of Clerkenwell and, crouching, saw a flame
of vengeance hurl them upward in the fog. Shattered glass and
toppling masonry. In gay Paree he hides, Egan of Paris, unsought
by any save by me. Making his day's stations, the dingy
printingcase, his three taverns, the Montmartre lair he sleeps
short night in, rue de la Goutte-d'Or, damascened with flyblown
faces of the gone. Loveless, landless, wifeless. She is quite
nicey comfy without her outcast man, madame in rue Git-le-Coeur,
canary and two buck lodgers. Peachy cheeks, a zebra skirt, frisky
as a young thing's. Spurned and undespairing. Tell Pat you saw
me, won't you? I wanted to get poor Pat a job one time. Mon
fils, soldier of France. I taught him to sing The boys of
Kilkenny are stout roaring blades. Know that old lay? I
taught Patrice that. Old Kilkenny: saint Canice, Strongbow's
castle on the Nore. Goes like this. O, O. He takes me, Napper
Tandy, by the hand.
O, O THE BOYS OF
KILKENNY ...
Weak wasting hand on mine. They have forgotten Kevin Egan, not
he them. Remembering thee, O Sion.
He had come nearer the edge of the sea and wet sand slapped
his boots. The new air greeted him, harping in wild nerves, wind
of wild air of seeds of brightness. Here, I am not walking out to
the Kish lightship, am I? He stood suddenly, his feet beginning
to sink slowly in the quaking soil. Turn back.
Turning, he scanned the shore south, his feet sinking again
slowly in new sockets. The cold domed room of the tower waits.
Through the barbacans the shafts of light are moving ever, slowly
ever as my feet are sinking, creeping duskward over the dial
floor. Blue dusk, nightfall, deep blue night. In the darkness of
the dome they wait, their pushedback chairs, my obelisk valise,
around a board of abandoned platters. Who to clear it? He has the
key. I will not sleep there when this night comes. A shut door of
a silent tower, entombing their--blind bodies, the panthersahib
and his pointer. Call: no answer. He lifted his feet up from the
suck and turned back by the mole of boulders. Take all, keep all.
My soul walks with me, form of forms. So in the moon's midwatches
I pace the path above the rocks, in sable silvered, hearing
Elsinore's tempting flood.
The flood is following me. I can watch it flow past from here.
Get back then by the Poolbeg road to the strand there. He climbed
over the sedge and eely oarweeds and sat on a stool of rock,
resting his ashplant in a grike.
A bloated carcass of a dog lay lolled on bladderwrack. Before
him the gunwale of a boat, sunk in sand. Un coche
ensablé Louis Veuillot called Gautier's prose. These
heavy sands are language tide and wind have silted here. And
these, the stoneheaps of dead builders, a warren of weasel rats.
Hide gold there. Try it. You have some. Sands and stones. Heavy
of the past. Sir Lout's toys. Mind you don't get one bang on the
ear. I'm the bloody well gigant rolls all them bloody well
boulders, bones for my steppingstones. Feefawfum. I zmellz de
bloodz odz an Iridzman.
A point, live dog, grew into sight running across the sweep of
sand. Lord, is he going to attack me? Respect his liberty. You
will not be master of others or their slave. I have my stick. Sit
tight. From farther away, walking shoreward across from the
crested tide, figures, two. The two maries. They have tucked it
safe mong the bulrushes. Peekaboo. I see you. No, the dog. He is
running back to them. Who?
Galleys of the Lochlanns ran here to beach, in quest of prey,
their bloodbeaked prows riding low on a molten pewter surf. Dane
vikings, torcs of tomahawks aglitter on their breasts when
Malachi wore the collar of gold. A school of turlehide whales
stranded in hot noon, spouting, hobbling in the shallows. Then
from the starving cagework city a horde of jerkined dwarfs, my
people, with flayers' knives, running, scaling, hacking in green
blubbery whalemeat. Famine, plague and slaughters. Their blood is
in me, their lusts my waves. I moved among them on the frozen
Liffey, that I, a changeling, among the spluttering resin fires.
I spoke to no-one: none to me.
The dog's bark ran towards him, stopped, ran back. Dog of my
enemy. I just simply stood pale, silent, bayed about.
Terribilia meditans. A primrose doublet, fortune's knave,
smiled on my fear. For that are you pining, the bark of their
applause? Pretenders: live their lives. The Bruce's brother,
Thomas Fitzgerald, silken knight, Perkin Warbeck, York's false
scion, in breeches of silk of whiterose ivory, wonder of a day,
and Lambert Simnel, with a tail of nans and sutlers, a scullion
crowned. All kings' sons. Paradise of pretenders then and now. He
saved men from drowning and you shake at a cur's yelping. But the
courtiers who mocked Guido in Or san Michele were in their own
house. House of ... We don't want any of your medieval
abstrusiosities. Would you do what he did? A boat would be near,
a lifebuoy. Natürlich, put there for you. Would you
or would you not? The man that was drowned nine days ago off
Maiden's rock. They are waiting for him now. The truth, spit it
out. I would want to. I would try. I am not a strong swimmer.
Water cold soft. When I put my face into it in the basin at
Clongowes. Can't see! Who's behind me? Out quickly, quickly! Do
you see the tide flowing quickly in on all sides, sheeting the
lows of sand quickly, shellcocoacoloured? If I had land under my
feet. I want his life still to be his, mine to be mine. A
drowning man. His human eyes scream to me out of horror of his
death. I ... With him together down ... I could not save her.
Waters: bitter death: lost.
A woman and a man. I see her skirties. Pinned up, I bet.
Their dog ambled about a bank of dwindling sand, trotting,
sniffing on all sides. Looking for something lost in a past life.
Suddenly he made off like a bounding hare, ears flung back,
chasing the shadow of a lowskimming gull. The man's shrieked
whistle struck his limp ears. He turned, bounded back, came
nearer, trotted on twinkling shanks. On a field tenney a buck,
trippant, proper, unattired. At the lacefringe of the tide he
halted with stiff forehoofs, seawardpointed ears. His snout
lifted barked at the wavenoise, herds of seamorse. They serpented
towards his feet, curling, unfurling many crests, every ninth,
breaking, plashing, from far, from farther out, waves and
waves.
Cocklepickers. They waded a little way in the water and,
stooping, soused their bags and, lifting them again, waded out.
The dog yelped running to them, reared up and pawed them,
dropping on all fours, again reared up at them with mute bearish
fawning. Unheeded he kept by them as they came towards the drier
sand, a rag of wolf's tongue redpanting from his jaws. His
speckled body ambled ahead of them and then loped off at a calf's
gallop. The carcass lay on his path. He stopped, sniffed, stalked
round it, brother, nosing closer, went round it, sniffling
rapidly like a dog all over the dead dog's bedraggled fell.
Dogskull, dogsniff, eyes on the ground, moves to one great goal.
Ah, poor dogsbody! Here lies poor dogsbody's body.
--Tatters! Out of that, you mongrel!
The cry brought him skulking back to his master and a blunt
bootless kick sent him unscathed across a spit of sand, crouched
in flight. He slunk back in a curve. Doesn't see me. Along by the
edge of the mole he lolloped, dawdled, smelt a rock. and from
under a cocked hindleg pissed against it. He trotted forward and,
lifting again his hindleg, pissed quick short at an unsmelt rock.
The simple pleasures of the poor. His hindpaws then scattered the
sand: then his forepaws dabbled and delved. Something he buried
there, his grandmother. He rooted in the sand, dabbling, delving
and stopped to listen to the air, scraped up the sand again with
a fury of his claws, soon ceasing, a pard, a panther, got in
spousebreach, vulturing the dead.
After he woke me last night same dream or was it? Wait. Open
hallway. Street of harlots. Remember. Haroun al Raschid. I am
almosting it. That man led me, spoke. I was not afraid. The melon
he had he held against my face. Smiled: creamfruit smell. That
was the rule, said. In. Come. Red carpet spread. You will see
who.
Shouldering their bags they trudged, the red Egyptians. His
blued feet out of turnedup trousers slapped the clammy sand, a
dull brick muffler strangling his unshaven neck. With woman steps
she followed: the ruffian and his strolling mort. Spoils slung at
her back. Loose sand and shellgrit crusted her bare feet. About
her windraw face hair trailed. Behind her lord, his helpmate,
bing awast to Romeville. When night hides her body's flaws
calling under her brown shawl from an archway where dogs have
mired. Her fancyman is treating two Royal Dublins in O'Loughlin's
of Blackpitts. Buss her, wap in rogues' rum lingo, for, O, my
dimber wapping dell! A shefiend's whiteness under her rancid
rags. Fumbally's lane that night: the tanyard smells.
White thy fambles, red thy gan
And thy quarrons dainty is.
Couch a hogshead with me then.
In the darkmans clip and kiss.
Morose delectation Aquinas tunbelly calls this, frate
porcospino. Unfallen Adam rode and not rutted. Call away let
him: thy quarrons dainty is. Language no whit worse than
his. Monkwords, marybeads jabber on their girdles: roguewords,
tough nuggets patter in their pockets.
Passing now.
A side eye at my Hamlet hat. If I were suddenly naked here as
I sit? I am not. Across the sands of all the world, followed by
the sun's flaming sword, to the west, trekking to evening lands.
She trudges, schlepps, trains, drags, trascines her load. A tide
westering, moondrawn, in her wake. Tides, myriadislanded, within
her, blood not mine, oinopa ponton, a winedark sea. Behold
the handmaid of the moon. In sleep the wet sign calls her hour,
bids her rise. Bridebed, childbed, bed of death, ghostcandled.
Omnis caro ad te veniet. He comes, pale vampire, through
storm his eyes, his bat sails bloodying the sea, mouth to her
mouth's kiss.
Here. Put a pin in that chap, will you? My tablets. Mouth to
her kiss.
No. Must be two of em. Glue em well. Mouth to her mouth's
kiss.
His lips lipped and mouthed fleshless lips of air: mouth to
her moomb. Oomb, allwombing tomb. His mouth moulded issuing
breath, unspeeched: ooeeehah: roar of cataractic planets, globed,
blazing, roaring wayawayawayawayaway. Paper. The banknotes, blast
them. Old Deasy's letter. Here. Thanking you for the hospitality
tear the blank end off. Turning his back to the sun he bent over
far to a table of rock and scribbled words. That's twice I forgot
to take slips from the library counter.
His shadow lay over the rocks as he bent, ending. Why not
endless till the farthest star? Darkly they are there behind this
light, darkness shining in the brightness, delta of Cassiopeia,
worlds. Me sits there with his augur's rod of ash, in borrowed
sandals, by day beside a livid sea, unbeheld, in violet night
walking beneath a reign of uncouth stars. I throw this ended
shadow from me, manshape ineluctable, call it back. Endless,
would it be mine, form of my form? Who watches me here? Who ever
anywhere will read these written words? Signs on a white field.
Somewhere to someone in your flutiest voice. The good bishop of
Cloyne took the veil of the temple out of his shovel hat: veil of
space with coloured emblems hatched on its field. Hold hard.
Coloured on a flat: yes, that's right. Flat I see, then think
distance, near, far, flat I see, east, back. Ah, see now! Falls
back suddenly, frozen in stereoscope. Click does the trick. You
find my words dark. Darkness is in our souls do you not think?
Flutier. Our souls, shamewounded by our sins, cling to us yet
more, a woman to her lover clinging, the more the more.
She trusts me, her hand gentle, the longlashed eyes. Now where
the blue hell am I bringing her beyond the veil? Into the
ineluctable modality of the ineluctable visuality. She, she, she.
What she? The virgin at Hodges Figgis' window on Monday looking
in for one of the alphabet books you were going to write. Keen
glance you gave her. Wrist through the braided jesse of her
sunshade. She lives in Leeson park with a grief and kickshaws, a
lady of letters. Talk that to someone else, Stevie: a pickmeup.
Bet she wears those curse of God stays suspenders and yellow
stockings, darned with lumpy wool. Talk about apple dumplings,
piuttosto. Where are your wits?
Touch me. Soft eyes. Soft soft soft hand. I am lonely here. O,
touch me soon, now. What is that word known to all men? I am
quiet here alone. Sad too. Touch, touch me.
He lay back at full stretch over the sharp rocks, cramming the
scribbled note and pencil into a pock his hat. His hat down on
his eyes. That is Kevin Egan's movement I made, nodding for his
nap, sabbath sleep. Et vidit Deus. Et erant valde bona.
Alo! Bonjour. Welcome as the flowers in May. Under its
leaf he watched through peacocktwittering lashes the southing
sun. I am caught in this burning scene. Pan's hour, the faunal
noon. Among gumheavy serpentplants, milkoozing fruits, where on
the tawny waters leaves lie wide. Pain is far.
And no more turn aside and brood.
His gaze brooded on his broadtoed boots, a buck's castoffs,
nebeneinander. He counted the creases of rucked leather
wherein another's foot had nested warm. The foot that beat the
ground in tripudium, foot I dislove. But you were delighted when
Esther Osvalt's shoe went on you: girl I knew in Paris. Tiens,
quel petit pied! Staunch friend, a brother soul: Wilde's love
that dare not speak its name. His arm: Cranly's arm. He now will
leave me. And the blame? As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
In long lassoes from the Cock lake the water flowed full,
covering greengoldenly lagoons of sand, rising, flowing. My
ashplant will float away. I shall wait. No, they will pass on,
passing, chafing against the low rocks, swirling, passing. Better
get this job over quick. Listen: a fourworded wavespeech: seesoo,
hrss, rsseeiss, ooos. Vehement breath of waters amid seasnakes,
rearing horses, rocks. In cups of rocks it slops: flop, slop,
slap: bounded in barrels. And, spent, its speech ceases. It flows
purling, widely flowing, floating foampool, flower unfurling.
Under the upswelling tide he saw the writhing weeds lift
languidly and sway reluctant arms, hising up their petticoats, in
whispering water swaying and upturning coy silver fronds. Day by
day: night by night: lifted, flooded and let fall. Lord, they are
weary; and, whispered to, they sigh. Saint Ambrose heard it, sigh
of leaves and waves, waiting, awaiting the fullness of their
times, diebus ac noctibus iniurias patiens ingemiscit. To
no end gathered; vainly then released, forthflowing, wending
back: loom of the moon. Weary too in sight of lovers, lascivious
men, a naked woman shining in her courts, she draws a toil of
waters.
Five fathoms out there. Full fathom five thy father lies. At
one, he said. Found drowned. High water at Dublin bar. Driving
before it a loose drift of rubble, fanshoals of fishes, silly
shells. A corpse rising saltwhite from the undertow, bobbing a
pace a pace a porpoise landward. There he is. Hook it quick.
Pull. Sunk though he be beneath the watery floor. We have him.
Easy now.
Bag of corpsegas sopping in foul brine. A quiver of minnows,
fat of a spongy titbit, flash through the slits of his buttoned
trouserfly. God becomes man becomes fish becomes barnacle goose
becomes featherbed mountain. Dead breaths I living breathe, tread
dead dust, devour a urinous offal from all dead. Hauled stark
over the gunwale he breathes upward the stench of his green
grave, his leprous nosehole snoring to the sun.
A seachange this, brown eyes saltblue. Seadeath, mildest of
all deaths known to man. Old Father Ocean. Prix de paris:
beware of imitations. Just you give it a fair trial. We enjoyed
ourselves immensely.
Come. I thirst. Clouding over. No black clouds anywhere, are
there? Thunderstorm. Allbright he falls, proud lightning of the
intellect, Lucifer, dico, qui nescit occasum. No. My
cockle hat and staff and hismy sandal shoon. Where? To evening
lands. Evening will find itself.
He took the hilt of his ashplant, lunging with it softly,
dallying still. Yes, evening will find itself in me, without me.
All days make their end. By the way next when is it Tuesday will
be the longest day. Of all the glad new year, mother, the rum tum
tiddledy tum. Lawn Tennyson, gentleman poet. Già .
For the old hag with the yellow teeth. And Monsieur Drumont,
gentleman journalist. Già . My teeth are very bad.
Why, I wonder. Feel. That one is going too. Shells. Ought I go to
a dentist, I wonder, with that money? That one. This. Toothless
Kinch, the superman. Why is that, I wonder, or does it mean
something perhaps?
My handkerchief. He threw it. I remember. Did I not take it
up?
His hand groped vainly in his pockets. No, I didn't. Better
buy one.
He laid the dry snot picked from his nostril on a ledge of
rock, carefully. For the rest let look who will.
Behind. Perhaps there is someone.
He turned his face over a shoulder, rere regardant. Moving
through the air high spars of a threemaster, her sails brailed up
on the crosstrees, homing, upstream, silently moving, a silent
ship. +
-- II --
Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts
and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed
roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods'
roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to
his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
Kidneys were in his mind as he moved about the kitchen softly,
righting her breakfast things on the humpy tray. Gelid light and
air were in the kitchen but out of doors gentle summer morning
everywhere. Made him feel a bit peckish.
The coals were reddening.
Another slice of bread and butter: three, four: right. She
didn't like her plate full. Right. He turned from the tray,
lifted the kettle off the hob and set it sideways on the fire. It
sat there, dull and squat, its spout stuck out. Cup of tea soon.
Good. Mouth dry. The cat walked stiffly round a leg of the table
with tail on high.
--Mkgnao!
--O, there you are, Mr Bloom said, turning from the fire.
The cat mewed in answer and stalked again stiffly round a leg
of the table, mewing. Just how she stalks over my writingtable.
Prr. Scratch my head. Prr.
Mr Bloom watched curiously, kindly the lithe black form. Clean
to see: the gloss of her sleek hide, the white button under the
butt of her tail, the green flashing eyes. He bent down to her,
his hands on his knees.
--Milk for the pussens, he said.
--Mrkgnao! the cat cried.
They call them stupid. They understand what we say better than
we understand them. She understands all she wants to. Vindictive
too. Cruel. Her nature. Curious mice never squeal. Seem to like
it. Wonder what I look like to her. Height of a tower? No, she
can jump me.
--Afraid of the chickens she is, he said mockingly. Afraid of
the chookchooks. I never saw such a stupid pussens as the
pussens.
Cruel. Her nature. Curious mice never squeal. Seem to like
it.
--Mrkrgnao! the cat said loudly.
She blinked up out of her avid shameclosing eyes, mewing
plaintively and long, showing him her milkwhite teeth. He watched
the dark eyeslits narrowing with greed till her eyes were green
stones. Then he went to the dresser, took the jug Hanlon's
milkman had just filled for him, poured warmbubbled milk on a
saucer and set it slowly on the floor.
--Gurrhr! she cried, running to lap.
He watched the bristles shining wirily in the weak light as
she tipped three times and licked lightly. Wonder is it true if
you clip them they can't mouse after. Why? They shine in the
dark, perhaps, the tips. Or kind of feelers in the dark,
perhaps.
He listened to her licking lap. Ham and eggs, no. No good eggs
with this drouth. Want pure fresh water. Thursday: not a good day
either for a mutton kidney at Buckley's. Fried with butter, a
shake of pepper. Better a pork kidney at Dlugacz's. While the
kettle is boiling. She lapped slower, then licking the saucer
clean. Why are their tongues so rough? To lap better, all porous
holes. Nothing she can eat? He glanced round him. No.
On quietly creaky boots he went up the staircase to the hall,
paused by the bedroom door. She might like something tasty. Thin
bread and butter she likes in the morning. Still perhaps: once in
a way.
He said softly in the bare hall:
--I'm going round the corner. Be back in a minute.
And when he had heard his voice say it he added:
--You don't want anything for breakfast?
A sleepy soft grunt answered:
--Mn.
No. She didn't want anything. He heard then a warm heavy sigh,
softer, as she turned over and the loose brass quoits of the
bedstead jingled. Must get those settled really. Pity. All the
way from Gibraltar. Forgotten any little Spanish she knew. Wonder
what her father gave for it. Old style. Ah yes! of course. Bought
it at the governor's auction. Got a short knock. Hard as nails at
a bargain, old Tweedy. Yes, sir. At Plevna that was. I rose from
the ranks, sir, and I'm proud of it. Still he had brains enough
to make that corner in stamps. Now that was farseeing.
His hand took his hat from the peg over his initialled heavy
overcoat and his lost property office secondhand waterproof.
Stamps: stickyback pictures. Daresay lots of officers are in the
swim too. Course they do. The sweated legend in the crown of his
hat told him mutely: Plasto's high grade ha. He peeped quickly
inside the leather headband. White slip of paper. Quite safe.
On the doorstep he felt in his hip pocket for the latchkey.
Not there. In the trousers I left off. Must get it. Potato I
have. Creaky wardrobe. No use disturbing her. She turned over
sleepily that time. He pulled the halldoor to after him very
quietly, more, till the footleaf dropped gently over the
threshold, a limp lid. Looked shut. All right till I come back
anyhow.
He crossed to the bright side, avoiding the loose cellarflap
of number seventyfive. The sun was nearing the steeple of
George's church. Be a warm day I fancy. Specially in these black
clothes feel it more. Black conducts, reflects, (refracts is
it?), the heat. But I couldn't go in that light suit. Make a
picnic of it. His eyelids sank quietly often as he walked in
happy warmth. Boland's breadvan delivering with trays our daily
but she prefers yesterday's loaves turnovers crisp crowns hot.
Makes you feel young. Somewhere in the east: early morning: set
off at dawn. Travel round in front of the sun, steal a day's
march on him. Keep it up for ever never grow a day older
technically. Walk along a strand, strange land, come to a city
gate, sentry there, old ranker too, old Tweedy's big moustaches,
leaning on a long kind of a spear. Wander through awned streets.
Turbaned faces going by. Dark caves of carpet shops, big man,
Turko the terrible, seated crosslegged, smoking a coiled pipe.
Cries of sellers in the streets. Drink water scented with fennel,
sherbet. Dander along all day. Might meet a robber or two. Well,
meet him. Getting on to sundown. The shadows of the mosques among
the pillars: priest with a scroll rolled up. A shiver of the
trees, signal, the evening wind. I pass on. Fading gold sky. A
mother watches me from her doorway. She calls her children home
in their dark language. High wall: beyond strings twanged. Night
sky, moon, violet, colour of Molly's new garters. Strings.
Listen. A girl playing one of those instruments what do you call
them: dulcimers. I pass.
Probably not a bit like it really. Kind of stuff you read: in
the track of the sun. Sunburst on the titlepage. He smiled,
pleasing himself. What Arthur Griffith said about the headpiece
over the Freeman leader: a homerule sun rising up in the
northwest from the laneway behind the bank of Ireland. He
prolonged his pleased smile. Ikey touch that: homerule sun rising
up in the north-west.
He approached Larry O'Rourke's. From the cellar grating
floated up the flabby gush of porter. Through the open doorway
the bar squirted out whiffs of ginger, teadust, biscuitmush. Good
house, however: just the end of the city traffic. For instance
M'Auley's down there: n. g. as position. Of course if they ran a
tramline along the North Circular from the cattlemarket to the
quays value would go up like a shot.
Baldhead over the blind. Cute old codger. No use canvassing
him for an ad. Still he knows his own business best. There he is,
sure enough, my bold Larry, leaning against the sugarbin in his
shirtsleeves watching the aproned curate swab up with mop and
bucket. Simon Dedalus takes him off to a tee with his eyes
screwed up. Do you know what I'm going to tell you? What's that,
Mr O'Rourke? Do you know what? The Russians, they'd only be an
eight o'clock breakfast for the Japanese.
Stop and say a word: about the funeral perhaps. Sad thing
about poor Dignam, Mr O'Rourke.
Turning into Dorset street he said freshly in greeting through
the doorway:
--Good day, Mr O'Rourke.
--Good day to you.
--Lovely weather, sir.
--'Tis all that.
Where do they get the money? Coming up redheaded curates from
the county Leitrim, rinsing empties and old man in the cellar.
Then, lo and behold, they blossom out as Adam Findlaters or Dan
Tallons. Then thin of the competition. General thirst. Good
puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub. Save it they
can't. Off the drunks perhaps. Put down three and carry five.
What is that, a bob here and there, dribs and drabs. On the
wholesale orders perhaps. Doing a double shuffle with the town
travellers. Square it you with the boss and we'll split the job,
see?
How much would that tot to off the porter in the month? Say
ten barrels of stuff. Say he got ten per cent off. O more.
Fifteen. He passed Saint Joseph's National school. Brats'
clamour. Windows open. Fresh air helps memory. Or a lilt.
Ahbeesee defeegee kelomen opeecue rustyouvee doubleyou. Boys are
they? Yes. Inishturk. Inishark. Inishboffin. At their joggerfry.
Mine. Slieve Bloom.
He halted before Dlugacz's window, staring at the hanks of
sausages, polonies, black and white. Fifteen multiplied by. The
figures whitened in his mind, unsolved: displeased, he let them
fade. The shiny links, packed with forcemeat, fed his gaze and he
breathed in tranquilly the lukewarm breath of cooked spicy pigs'
blood.
A kidney oozed bloodgouts on the willowpatterned dish: the
last. He stood by the nextdoor girl at the counter. Would she buy
it too, calling the items from a slip in her hand? Chapped:
washingsoda. And a pound and a half of Denny's sausages. His eyes
rested on her vigorous hips. Woods his name is. Wonder what he
does. Wife is oldish. New blood. No followers allowed. Strong
pair of arms. Whacking a carpet on the clothesline. She does
whack it, by George. The way her crooked skirt swings at each
whack.
The ferreteyed porkbutcher folded the sausages he had snipped
off with blotchy fingers, sausagepink. Sound meat there: like a
stallfed heifer.
He took a page up from the pile of cut sheets: the model farm
at Kinnereth on the lakeshore of Tiberias. Can become ideal
winter sanatorium. Moses Montefiore. I thought he was. Farmhouse,
wall round it, blurred cattle cropping. He held the page from
him: interesting: read it nearer, the title, the blurred cropping
cattle, the page rustling. A young white heifer. Those mornings
in the cattlemarket, the beasts lowing in their pens, branded
sheep, flop and fall of dung, the breeders in hobnailed boots
trudging through the litter, slapping a palm on a ripemeated
hindquarter, there's a prime one, unpeeled switches in their
hands. He held the page aslant patiently, bending his senses and
his will, his soft subject gaze at rest. The crooked skirt
swinging, whack by whack by whack.
The porkbutcher snapped two sheets from the pile, wrapped up
her prime sausages and made a red grimace.
--Now, my miss, he said.
She tendered a coin, smiling boldly, holding her thick wrist
out.
--Thank you, my miss. And one shilling threepence change. For
you, please?
Mr Bloom pointed quickly. To catch up and walk behind her if
she went slowly, behind her moving hams. Pleasant to see first
thing in the morning. Hurry up, damn it. Make hay while the sun
shines. She stood outside the shop in sunlight and sauntered
lazily to the right. He sighed down his nose: they never
understand. Sodachapped hands. Crusted toenails too. Brown
scapulars in tatters, defending her both ways. The sting of
disregard glowed to weak pleasure within his breast. For another:
a constable off duty cuddling her in Eccles lane. They like them
sizeable. Prime sausage. O please, Mr Policeman, I'm lost in the
wood.
--Threepence, please.
His hand accepted the moist tender gland and slid it into a
sidepocket. Then it fetched up three coins from his trousers'
pocket and laid them on the rubber prickles. They lay, were read
quickly and quickly slid, disc by disc, into the till.
--Thank you, sir. Another time.
A speck of eager fire from foxeyes thanked him. He withdrew
his gaze after an instant. No: better not: another time.
--Good morning, he said, moving away.
--Good morning, sir.
No sign. Gone. What matter?
He walked back along Dorset street, reading gravely. Agendath
Netaim: planters' company. To purchase waste sandy tracts from
Turkish government and plant with eucalyptus trees. Excellent for
shade, fuel and construction. Orangegroves and immense
melonfields north of Jaffa. You pay eighty marks and they plant a
dunam of land for you with olives, oranges, almonds or citrons.
Olives cheaper: oranges need artificial irrigation. Every year
you get a sending of the crop. Your name entered for life as
owner in the book of the union. Can pay ten down and the balance
in yearly instalments. Bleibtreustrasse 34, Berlin, W. 15.
Nothing doing. Still an idea behind it.
He looked at the cattle, blurred in silver heat.
Silverpowdered olivetrees. Quiet long days: pruning, ripening.
Olives are packed in jars, eh? I have a few left from Andrews.
Molly spitting them out. Knows the taste of them now. Oranges in
tissue paper packed in crates. Citrons too. Wonder is poor Citron
still in Saint Kevin's parade. And Mastiansky with the old
cither. Pleasant evenings we had then. Molly in Citron's
basketchair. Nice to hold, cool waxen fruit, hold in the hand,
lift it to the nostrils and smell the perfume. Like that, heavy,
sweet, wild perfume. Always the same, year after year. They
fetched high prices too, Moisel told me. Arbutus place: Pleasants
street: pleasant old times. Must be without a flaw, he said.
Coming all that way: Spain, Gibraltar, Mediterranean, the Levant.
Crates lined up on the quayside at Jaffa, chap ticking them off
in a book, navvies handling them barefoot in soiled dungarees.
There's whatdoyoucallhim out of. How do you? Doesn't see. Chap
you know just to salute bit of a bore. His back is like that
Norwegian captain's. Wonder if I'll meet him today. Watering
cart. To provoke the rain. On earth as it is in heaven.
A cloud began to cover the sun slowly, wholly. Grey. Far.
No, not like that. A barren land, bare waste. Vulcanic lake,
the dead sea: no fish, weedless, sunk deep in the earth. No wind
could lift those waves, grey metal, poisonous foggy waters.
Brimstone they called it raining down: the cities of the plain:
Sodom, Gomorrah, Edom. All dead names. A dead sea in a dead land,
grey and old. Old now. It bore the oldest, the first race. A bent
hag crossed from Cassidy's, clutching a naggin bottle by the
neck. The oldest people. Wandered far away over all the earth,
captivity to captivity, multiplying, dying, being born
everywhere. It lay there now. Now it could bear no more. Dead: an
old woman's: the grey sunken cunt of the world.
Desolation.
Grey horror seared his flesh. Folding the page into his pocket
he turned into Eccles street, hurrying homeward. Cold oils slid
along his veins, chilling his blood: age crusting him with a salt
cloak. Well, I am here now. Yes, I am here now. Morning mouth bad
images. Got up wrong side of the bed. Must begin again those
Sandow's exercises. On the hands down. Blotchy brown brick
houses. Number eighty still unlet. Why is that? Valuation is only
twenty-eight. Towers, Battersby, North, MacArthur: parlour
windows plastered with bills. Plasters on a sore eye. To smell
the gentle smoke of tea, fume of the pan, sizzling butter. Be
near her ample bedwarmed flesh. Yes, yes.
Quick warm sunlight came running from Berkeley road, swiftly,
in slim sandals, along the brightening footpath. Runs, she runs
to meet me, a girl with gold hair on the wind.
Two letters and a card lay on the hallfloor. He stooped and
gathered them. Mrs Marion Bloom. His quickened heart slowed at
once. Bold hand. Mrs Marion.
--Poldy!
Entering the bedroom he halfclosed his eyes and walked through
warm yellow twilight towards her tousled head.
--Who are the letters for?
He looked at them. Mullingar. Milly.
--A letter for me from Milly, he said carefully, and a card to
you. And a letter for you.
He laid her card and letter on the twill bedspread near the
curve of her knees.
--Do you want the blind up?
Letting the blind up by gentle tugs halfway his backward eye
saw her glance at the letter and tuck it under her pillow.
--That do? he asked, turning.
She was reading the card, propped on her elbow.
--She got the things, she said.
He waited till she had laid the card aside and curled herself
back slowly with a snug sigh.
--Hurry up with that tea, she said. I'm parched.
--The kettle is boiling, he said.
But he delayed to clear the chair: her striped petticoat,
tossed soiled linen: and lifted all in an armful on to the foot
of the bed.
As he went down the kitchen stairs she called:
--Poldy!
--What?
--Scald the teapot.
On the boil sure enough: a plume of steam from the spout. He
scalded and rinsed out the teapot and put in four full spoons of
tea, tilting the kettle then to let the water flow in. Having set
it to draw he took off the kettle, crushed the pan flat on the
live coals and watched the lump of butter slide and melt. While
he unwrapped the kidney the cat mewed hungrily against him. Give
her too much meat she won't mouse. Say they won't eat pork.
Kosher. Here. He let the bloodsmeared paper fall to her and
dropped the kidney amid the sizzling butter sauce. Pepper. He
sprinkled it through his fingers ringwise from the chipped
eggcup.
Then he slit open his letter, glancing down the page and over.
Thanks: new tam: Mr Coghlan: lough Owel picnic: young student:
Blazes Boylan's seaside girls.
The tea was drawn. He filled his own moustachecup, sham
crown
Derby, smiling. Silly Milly's birthday gift. Only five she was
then. No, wait: four. I gave her the amberoid necklace she broke.
Putting pieces of folded brown paper in the letterbox for her. He
smiled, pouring.
O, Milly Bloom, you are my darling.
You are my lookingglass from night to morning.
I'd rather have you without a farthing
Than Katey Keogh with her ass and garden.
Poor old professor Goodwin. Dreadful old case. Still he was a
courteous old chap. Oldfashioned way he used to bow Molly off the
platform. And the little mirror in his silk hat. The night Milly
brought it into the parlour. O, look what I found in professor
Goodwin's hat! All we laughed. Sex breaking out even then. Pert
little piece she was.
He prodded a fork into the kidney and slapped it over: then
fitted the teapot on the tray. Its hump bumped as he took it up.
Everything on it? Bread and butter, four, sugar, spoon, her
cream. Yes. He carried it upstairs, his thumb hooked in the
teapot handle.
Nudging the door open with his knee he carried the tray in and
set it on the chair by the bedhead.
--What a time you were! she said.
She set the brasses jingling as she raised herself briskly, an
elbow on the pillow. He looked calmly down on her bulk and
between her large soft bubs, sloping within her nightdress like a
shegoat's udder. The warmth of her couched body rose on the air,
mingling with the fragrance of the tea she poured.
A strip of torn envelope peeped from under the dimpled pillow.
In the act of going he stayed to straighten the bedspread.
--Who was the letter from? he asked.
Bold hand. Marion.
--O, Boylan, she said. He's bringing the programme.
--What are you singing?
--La ci darem with J. C. Doyle, she said, and Love's
Old Sweet Song.
Her full lips, drinking, smiled. Rather stale smell that
incense leaves next day. Like foul flowerwater.
--Would you like the window open a little?
She doubled a slice of bread into her mouth, asking:
--What time is the funeral?
--Eleven, I think, he answered. I didn't see the paper.
Following the pointing of her finger he took up a leg of her
soiled drawers from the bed. No? Then, a twisted grey garter
looped round a stocking: rumpled, shiny sole.
--No: that book.
Other stocking. Her petticoat.
--It must have fell down, she said.
He felt here and there. Voglio e non vorrei. Wonder if
she pronounces that right: voglio. Not in the bed. Must
have slid down. He stooped and lifted the valance. The book,
fallen, sprawled against |